Today, my wife had a nip-slip. At my family reunion. In front of everyone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Unapproving
Today, as I kissed my husband after our wedding vows, my mother-in-law muttered "Slut." loudly from the front row. Everyone heard her, but kept smiling and pretended to be oblivious. FML
Freudian slip
Today, while hugging my sister's husband, I accidentally let out a "Mmm…" sound in front my whole family. FML
Today, I was telling my entire cocktail party about the time I accidentally flashed my volleyball team at a pool party. While trying to demonstrate how it happened, I accidentally pulled my dress down and flashed everyone again. FML
Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML
Put it away!
Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML
Little shit
Today, I gave a toast at my close friend's wedding. The bride's little cousin snuck up behind me and unzipped my dress. As I ended my speech with, "To a night we will never forget!", my dress fell all the way down. I was quick. People's phones were quicker. Well, they won't forget my undies. FML
Today, my wife got so drunk she kissed another guy when the ball dropped. FML
Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML
Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Oh dear God no! Not a nipple! And a female nipple at that! The most offensive thing in the world! How dare your wife wear clothing that would risk exposing her nipples! Does she have no shame? On a more serious note, it's just a nipple. We all have them, but they look weirder on dudes. If any of your family were upset that they saw your wife's nipple, they're just a bunch of *****. And your wife shouldn't be embarrassed, either. There are worse things to witness than a nipple.
Emma Marshall_738558922 12
It's a nipple 🤷🏽♀️
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Peaches1914 13
Did you pick out her outfit or gave her suggestions on what to wear? And are you bragging or embarrassed I can’t tell.
millsjoshua949 12
Honestly. Why do people freak out so much over seeing a nipple? We all have them.