Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
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Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
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Today, I was dumped. I ran home and cried and ranted on and on to my mother. After about 10 minutes of talking, she threw a book at my face and said, "No wonder he dumped you! You can't shut up!" FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML
Today, I got a text from my ex-boyfriend that said, "I love you." Thinking this meant he'd changed his mind about breaking up with me less than 24 hours before, I replied back excitedly. Turns out that was a text sent last weekend that didn't go through until now. What great timing. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
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alainopotato 20
Are you sure it's not just that his mum doesn't like you?
Magnoxidans 19
That is pathetic. He knows you're traveling to see him and couldn't even tell you to his face. You deserve better, sorry to hear!
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Comments (20)
DataWog 30
... at least you got the news before wasting a trip? Hope you were at least able to get a refund on your tickets. That sucks on so many levels.
saffy66 34
That's terrible, OP. But do check and make sure it really was from him. Could be a nasty family member trying to break you up. I'm days away from travelling overseas to see my boyfriend, and I know how devastated I'd be in your position.
lifes46 4
come vist me instead