Today, I found out that my friend uses pictures of me to motivate her to work out. They are accompanied by sayings such as, "You don't want to turn out like this." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went over to visit my sister. She had a bunch of pictures of me on her wall. I thought it was sweet, but a bit odd. Turns out she looks at pictures of me to motivate herself whenever she doesn’t feel like working out. FML
Today, I found out that when my ex needs motivation to go to the gym, she posts a picture of herself in a pair of huge pants with the caption, “NEVER AGAIN!” Problem? They’re my pants, that I'd left at her place after we broke up. FML
Today, my friend found a picture of herself on a website filled with pictures of thin people. I was in the picture, also. I was crossed-out with the word, "EWW" written next to me. FML
Today, I discovered that a company has been using a photo of me for one of those "she lost 50 pounds" online ads. I'm the "before" photo. FML
Today, I uploaded what I thought were beautiful selfies. One of my "friends" commented, "I've seen what your whole body looks like, so that's why you take only headshots. You're not fooling anybody, fatty." His comment got 18 likes. I took down the photos and spent the rest of my afternoon in tears. FML
Today, I was having a horrible day and messaged a friend to vent. She replied with, "Eat a cookie" and proceeded to send me a picture with a "motivational" quote from her buddhistic spiritual leader. FML
Today, I was over at a friend's house for a party. I was trying to strike up a conversation with one of my cute guy friends, so I showed him this funny picture of me that my friend took. His reply was "Hahahaa those Fatbooth pictures are hilarious!" It wasn't a Fatbooth picture. FML
Today, I decided to motivate myself to workout by looking at a picture of a guy with a six-pack on my computer screen while doing abs. My dad walked in after I finished and was still breathing heavily from working out. FML
Today, I asked my friend to crop me out of her profile picture on Facebook because I look terrible in it. She responded that she wasn't going to, because it made her look better. FML
Today, I was at the gym and saw an old friend. I have put on a lot of muscle in the past few months, and she said to me "Wow, you've really gotten big." Just by habit I said "You too." Turns out she's gained 45 lbs since I'd last seen her. Oops. FML
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f_alltheirlives 3
You should work out, you dont want to stay like that
perdix 31
You ought to put up a picture of her and tell her it motivates you not to **** every bum and hobo in town like she does.
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Comments (85)
Rota 0
YDI for being a fat ****.
ryanryanryan12 0
lol, so true
punkchica123 0
douchebags
Reality_bites 14
Actually yes #8 it does make the OP's friend a horrible friend. Its fine to use some visual tools to motivate yourself to stay in shape but it DOES NOT need to be a picture of the OP, regardless of whether she is indeed overweight or not. Thats just a mean thing to do and completely unneccessary.
wazdog 4
YDI for being fat. Maybe you could use pictures of Kirstie Alley for your motivation.
MissCuteStack 12
you bastard learn how to treat people
Wet_Dream 0
use a picture of her with the words.. i will lose more fat then her! go work out fatty!!
ChuckWaggon 0
Yeah, crying about and saying FML won't make you skinnier. Stop shoving chips and shit in your face and ******* jog or something. Your friend is a **** though.
RHOPKINS13 2
YDI for having your own line of demotivationals.
jninjacat 0
F your life. Especially since a whole bunch of people on this site think that overweight = automatic allowed target for ridicule. I hate that. It doesn't matter what your appearance is, you still deserve respect. Besides, people, we don't know what she looks like. She might not even be that overweight but her friend's an ass. No matter what she is, though, that doesn't give anyone the right to call her all these demeaning things. Assholes.
girlygirl666 0
True. One of my daughters is 5'1" and weighs 104, and the other is 5'6" and weighs 120. The little one is always calling her sister a fat-ass when they argue, because she wears a bigger size jeans. Clearly, she isn't. Girls can be so mean.
misspeg 0
damn what's with the new wave of FML commentors? u guys are all pro fat. the old bunch were all anti fat and I loved that! smh
TriniRockStar 0
make her eat the picture and scream " how do you like that BITCH!!!"
Crapsickle 0
use her as motivation to not be a bitch. also stop being disgusting and lose weight.