Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of a sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House MD was on. He'd stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
Today, I was messing around in my boyfriend's pants while watching TV. He was totally absorbed in the fishing show that was on. When the guy lost a fish, he got so disappointed that he became completely flaccid. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house. Expecting to get a little action, I was surprised to find that he had fallen asleep while I was showering. I spent my night watching television and browsing the internet while he snored. Loudly. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me for starting to give him oral sex because I wasn't paying attention to the Marvel movie he was showing me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
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source_fml 0
So hooking up means making out, or having sex? Just curious, I don't speak middle school anymore.
Corn_Is_Tasty 0
Rule #1, never watch something to interesting while fooling around. Guys will always pay equal attention to both, or so we think.
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Comments (19)
123sploosh 0
onmg my boyfriend did that too ! i was actually hella pissed. what did you say? and dont worry about it, it was probably just a good movie haha
Guitarist45 0
well, he did pay for the movie......
MeandSunnyD 0
lol #14
medanon2377 0
Just move your head. It's not difficult. And maybe that was the best sex of his life. Watching a movie and having sex. Great Combo.
d3adb3for3d3ath 0
did (both of) you break up with him after that?
causeimfly 0
Those lyrics are wrong. :|
lisha88 1
I guess you should get some tips on how to be better so nothing would distract him
CSTDude77 7
Well don't get in his way :P
CBR600rr_2006 6
Men are easily distracted OP