Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents. It got to an intense sex scene. I felt grateful when I saw his father reaching for the remote to fastforward past the scene. He put it into slowmotion. We watched in silence for about 3 minutes before he managed to fix it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was watching a movie with my parents when a sex scene came on. As if that wasn't awkward enough, they started making out on the couch behind me. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with my parents. During a sex scene, my dad covered my eyes. I'm married and have 2 kids. FML
Today, my parents, not trusting me and my boyfriend, told us to call them in the middle of our movie so they could hear it, and prove we weren't up to no good. Well, I called. Just as a raging sex scene started. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of a sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House MD was on. He'd stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML
Today, mine and my boyfriend's concerns that we are too loud in bed were definitely confirmed when his entire family stopped the movie they were watching and vacated the cinema room located directly below us. They returned and resumed a while after we were finished. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in his bed. I was watching the Terminator on T.V. A commercial came on in the middle of the movie. We just started having sex when the movie came back on he said "I'll be back." in the Arnold Schwartzenegger accent and rolled over to watch the movie. FML
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btopishere 1
Just be grateful he didn't reach for the tissues.
horyo 0
Something tells me it wasn't on purpose.... Did it set you in the mood later?
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Comments (86)
browneyedgirl07 0
awkward but SO funny.
Jesus_Cookies 0
Roflcopter! If I were you, I would have gone to the toilet or something. Saves the awkwardness!
H4RDCOR3GL4MOUR 0
wow , this one's hilarious ! it made my day , thanks . oh btw .. F your life !
ilovefreehugsX24 0
aw i feel bad for you guys who are saying grow up , sex is normal and shit guys she was watching it with her boyfriend's parents. its like watching a sex scene with your parents how would you feel? AND ITS IN SLOW MOTION !
fyasko124 0
hahahahahaha nice
summer66_fml 0
he probably did it on purpose....i mean 3 minutes to fix it?? seriously its his remote he should know how it works....
JCGN87 0
your retarded
bassmaster_pat 0
I mostly watch **** in slow motion :) thanks for inventing that button :)
kuhrazaychild 0
reno 911 miami????
RandalLee 0
Yeah right... It took him 3 minutes to fix it? I doubt that. And how is that a FML anyway?