Today, my boss gave me a speech about my "motivation issues". I've been working for him for 2 months, the commissions I've made for him paid off his bills, so what are my motivation issues? I turned down his offer of a date. I have a boyfriend. He keeps asking. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss called me into his office. Expecting a long overdue promotion, I hurried in. Instead, he told me he thought I would be perfect to take his son on a pity date, because he's a suicide risk due to his depression. FML
Today, after working at my job for months, I quit. Why? My boss tried to convince me that we are in a secret relationship, after he told me he loved me. FML
Today, I discovered why my boss kept on scheduling me to work doubles almost every day. It wasn't because she knew I needed the extra money; she was hoping that my boyfriend would break up with me because I'm never home, and date her instead. It worked. FML
Today, I'm currently in a relationship, but he acts like a child. My boss has been trying for over a year to get my attention, and I've ignored his advances this whole time, but now I think that I've caught feelings for him. I'm torn between a man child and my boss who makes me submissive. What is wrong with me? FML
Today, my boss asked me to pick up an extra shift. I said I couldn't because I have a date. He told me I didn't need to lie and to just say no next time. FML
Today, my manager "bumped" into me 3 or 4 separate times. I told him months ago I didn't want to date him. He even asked me once if I was ever afraid of being kidnapped. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. My boss called me into her office and congratulated me, and spent almost half an hour asking me what our wedding plans were, where we might honeymoon, if we wanted kids, etc. She then followed this by suddenly remembering she had called me into the office to sack me. FML
Today, my boss found me on a dating app. He found it perfectly acceptable to message me and didn't understand why I wasn't comfortable with it. He now wants to have a meeting with me about inappropriate behavior outside of work. FML
Today, I got yelled at multiple times by my boss because my boyfriend didn't show up to work. FML
Today, my boss called me over to his office; he wanted me to fire four hardworking employees. One of them was the girl I was going to ask out. FML
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someguyinCA 1
Well thats clearly sexual harassment, no matter where you are in the US. Get a lawyer.
Livinia 11
What's with all the horny bosses these days?!
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Comments (53)
butteater 0
just go out with him and lick his balls. he'll give you whatever you'd like after that.
HunterAlpha1 8
if he tries to fire or persecute you in anyway you can sue his ass off and get his job.
madseewhy 3
you should report him for sexual harassment
Bamvytar 0
Can you say " better business bureau"? Sue his ass if he fires you. You will win by a landslide.
cleolappost 0
time to file sexual harassment compliant with HR.
Xaviexis 6
If he asks you discreetly in a public place, not so discreetly yell out something along the lines of "For the LAST TIME: I'M NOT GOING OUT WITH YOU! I HAVE A BOYFRIEND! CLEARLY YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP IS BECAUSE YOU KEEP ASKING ME OUT! DO YOU REALLY WANT ME TO START SUING YOU FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT? DO YOU WANT ME TO SUE YOU FOR WRONGFUL TERMINATION? THAN STOP ASKING ME OUT AND STOP USING MY REJECTION AS A WAY OF CRITICIZING MY WORK!" Of course, you might want to make it sound less cheesy but you get the idea.
Shuffles 0
And ur boyfriend is just letting this happen!?
justanotherhuman 21
Dear OP, ...don't be a fool. This is a golden opportunity to solve your financial woes for the next half decade, *and* land a solid kick to sexual harassment's nuts. Tolerating this kind of shit hurts us all. Get with the program, grow up, and sue. FYL.
Hootie_95 0
Sexual harassment charge!
jmcr 27
Get a new job