Today, my boss gave me a speech about my "motivation issues". I've been working for him for 2 months, the commissions I've made for him paid off his bills, so what are my motivation issues? I turned down his offer of a date. I have a boyfriend. He keeps asking. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss called me into his office. Expecting a long overdue promotion, I hurried in. Instead, he told me he thought I would be perfect to take his son on a pity date, because he's a suicide risk due to his depression. FML
Today, after working at my job for months, I quit. Why? My boss tried to convince me that we are in a secret relationship, after he told me he loved me. FML
Today, I discovered why my boss kept on scheduling me to work doubles almost every day. It wasn't because she knew I needed the extra money; she was hoping that my boyfriend would break up with me because I'm never home, and date her instead. It worked. FML
Today, I'm currently in a relationship, but he acts like a child. My boss has been trying for over a year to get my attention, and I've ignored his advances this whole time, but now I think that I've caught feelings for him. I'm torn between a man child and my boss who makes me submissive. What is wrong with me? FML
Today, my boss asked me to pick up an extra shift. I said I couldn't because I have a date. He told me I didn't need to lie and to just say no next time. FML
Today, my manager "bumped" into me 3 or 4 separate times. I told him months ago I didn't want to date him. He even asked me once if I was ever afraid of being kidnapped. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. My boss called me into her office and congratulated me, and spent almost half an hour asking me what our wedding plans were, where we might honeymoon, if we wanted kids, etc. She then followed this by suddenly remembering she had called me into the office to sack me. FML
Today, my boss found me on a dating app. He found it perfectly acceptable to message me and didn't understand why I wasn't comfortable with it. He now wants to have a meeting with me about inappropriate behavior outside of work. FML
Today, I got yelled at multiple times by my boss because my boyfriend didn't show up to work. FML
Today, my boss called me over to his office; he wanted me to fire four hardworking employees. One of them was the girl I was going to ask out. FML
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someguyinCA 1
Well thats clearly sexual harassment, no matter where you are in the US. Get a lawyer.
Livinia 11
What's with all the horny bosses these days?!
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randomHERO11 0
you should try not to be attractive.
Tonys_kitten6 0
be careful those guys like to start making your job a living hell!
EvilDave 13
Keep a record, make a recording, then threaten to sue him into the ground unless he settles by giving you a lot of money.
seeunexttuesdays 6
go on a date then throw hot soup in his face! :D
illegalsarcasm 3
She's got a boyfriend. That would be cheating if she went on a date with her boss. Do you people have morals anymore?
bigred7070 0
like a boss!
Chiberry 4
The moment you say "no" and if he keeps asking, it's instantly harassment. Trust me, I know, I've talked to cops. Just make sure you talk to the cops about it, before you start suing. Cause then you actually have evidence to fall back on.
IsBitchBetter 1
You need to go to your HR department immediately!! He's a pig, you should be able to do your damn job without shit like that! if you haven't already, write down everything he's said and done. Document it!
MagicMarker 0
That's sexual harassment, and it should not be tolerated in any workplace. Gather up all the evidence you can of his continued prodding you for a date (and questioning your work ethic because you're not interested in him)--e.g., making recordings, getting statements from co-worker witnesses, etc--and then report him to the management. You should be allowed to do your job without putting up with unacceptable BS from the pig-headed asshole you work for.
lisettzkool 0
that's funny, definitely should go for it or just a lead on until you get a raise