Today, my boss gave me a speech about my "motivation issues". I've been working for him for 2 months, the commissions I've made for him paid off his bills, so what are my motivation issues? I turned down his offer of a date. I have a boyfriend. He keeps asking. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss called me into his office. Expecting a long overdue promotion, I hurried in. Instead, he told me he thought I would be perfect to take his son on a pity date, because he's a suicide risk due to his depression. FML
Today, after working at my job for months, I quit. Why? My boss tried to convince me that we are in a secret relationship, after he told me he loved me. FML
Today, I discovered why my boss kept on scheduling me to work doubles almost every day. It wasn't because she knew I needed the extra money; she was hoping that my boyfriend would break up with me because I'm never home, and date her instead. It worked. FML
Today, I'm currently in a relationship, but he acts like a child. My boss has been trying for over a year to get my attention, and I've ignored his advances this whole time, but now I think that I've caught feelings for him. I'm torn between a man child and my boss who makes me submissive. What is wrong with me? FML
Today, my boss asked me to pick up an extra shift. I said I couldn't because I have a date. He told me I didn't need to lie and to just say no next time. FML
Today, my manager "bumped" into me 3 or 4 separate times. I told him months ago I didn't want to date him. He even asked me once if I was ever afraid of being kidnapped. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. My boss called me into her office and congratulated me, and spent almost half an hour asking me what our wedding plans were, where we might honeymoon, if we wanted kids, etc. She then followed this by suddenly remembering she had called me into the office to sack me. FML
Today, my boss found me on a dating app. He found it perfectly acceptable to message me and didn't understand why I wasn't comfortable with it. He now wants to have a meeting with me about inappropriate behavior outside of work. FML
Today, I got yelled at multiple times by my boss because my boyfriend didn't show up to work. FML
Today, my boss called me over to his office; he wanted me to fire four hardworking employees. One of them was the girl I was going to ask out. FML
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someguyinCA 1
Well thats clearly sexual harassment, no matter where you are in the US. Get a lawyer.
Livinia 11
What's with all the horny bosses these days?!
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Comments (53)
Dodlaf_fml 4
go on the date then sue him!
Lil_Red777 21
She can't go on a date with him then sue him, all she has to do is say no and if he persists she can sue him for harassment but if he fires her she can also sue him for wrongful termination
puppy23 3
Go speak with a lawyer and get evidence. Don't lead the guy on but record what he says, what he emails you etc. You can sue, bosses like that give the rest of us and guys in general a bad name.
sourgirl101 29
I agree with keeping records of his advances. OP should also speak to the HR manager and have him/her aware of the problem.
patrickalamo 48
You have to go to the EEOC not a lawyer. They will walk you through the process and if you have a good enough case they will handle it for you.
DuLLa 7
How dare you write an FML about me?!!!! YOU'RE FIRED !!!!
sleepereffect 0
sexual harassment suit and you become the. boss
perdix 31
It's telling that you prove your worth with your individual accomplishment. You're not a team player. Go out with the boss and don't have sex with him. Duh.
liy223 6
talk about dedication. jeez... not cool.
PSQ91 6
The downside of being attractive.
insects4u 0
I'd drive in, into his office that is right threw the wall. I would slam my paper work down on what's left of his desk. then I'd spit and aim for his eye. then I would get down on the floor beside him, and ask him if he still wants a date.
jobsman99 0
find someone else to hire that will date him and get him off your back while you go to eeoc. and by the way document everything s keep a journal with dates, times, etc including the times it keeps you up at night to document the anguish and problems. good luck.