Today, I went to fill up my car. 500 metres before the petrol station, I saw a group of motorcyclists in my rear view mirror. I slowed down and pulled over to let them past. In fact, they were also going to fill up. 35 motorcyclists and 2 petrol pumps. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I pulled up to a stoplight and blew past the car beside me to merge into one lane. About 30 seconds later, I ran out of gas right in front of them. We were on a bridge, and I had to push my car all the way across. FML
Today, I stopped at the gas station to fill up my tank and get some snacks. I paid the cashier, then got back into my car, totally forgetting to pump the $50 worth of fuel I'd just prepaid for. Too bad I didn't realize until my car came to a sputtering stop about a mile down the road. FML
Today, I got stuck driving behind a rather large motorcyclist on a one way road for 30 miles. For those 30 miles, I had a full view of his back fat rolls and butt crack. FML
Today, I took my partner’s car to fill with gas because mine was in the shop. Out of habit, I put diesel into the tank. We discovered it three hours later; the tow bill ate my weekly budget, the mechanic sighed through the repair estimate, and I spent the evening on hold with roadside help. FML
Today, I went out with two friends for lunch. The van we took ran out of fuel, so we pushed it to a nearby gas station, a gas station suffering from a gas shortage. FML
Today, I let my brother borrow my car, as he had a job interview. I told him the tank was nearly empty and gave him $20 to put some petrol in it. Ten minutes later, he calls me, saying the car won't start. He filled it up with diesel. It's a petrol car. FML
Today, I was on my way home from work and decided to stop at the grocery store. I purchased $200 in groceries and went to put them in my car. I then realized I drove my motorcycle today. FML
Today, while getting gas, a hottie pulled-up to the pump next to me. I finished filling my tank and started to drive away. As I was checking her out and paying no attention to my driving, I ended up taking the front bumper off her car with my truck. FML
Today, my dad agreed to let me borrow the car to go rock climbing with my friends. He'd just filled it up with gas, which is how I realized halfway back home that one of my "friends" had siphoned well over half the gas straight out of the tank. FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
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Top comments
identikit 0
You know they probably would have let you use the pump first if you asked.
thatsucked64 0
at least they're small tanks.
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Comments (25)
identikit 0
You know they probably would have let you use the pump first if you asked.
saraitkddh 47
agree
Sgt_Schadenfreud 0
at #1: way to stereotype bikers.
nafiul93 0
wow your dumb thats what u get for being too nice
thatsucked64 0
at least they're small tanks.
Vintage_fml 0
that happend to me in subway,a dude got in and asked for a water bottle,they made him wait,when my turn came i suggested that he goes first for the water bottle,then he called his buddies to ask them what do they want for lunch
jazzmin1997 16
Make that into a FML ;)
Allan_is_Awesome 0
Ah, I hate it when you do something somewhat nice and get bitten in the ass for it...
whatthehell14 0
so...how long did that take?
typicalyetnot15 0
dude theres like a gas station on every corner deal with it go to another one!
Mauskau 36
not in france, no. france, well, when i last went there, we had to drive half an hour to get to a petrol station which was in a town in the middle of nowhere. most of france is farms and unused areas. unlike america.
scrappy23 4
and if he's in the country? There definitely isn't one on every corner.
Rach_star 0
Lol, your life isn't really ****** 'cause of it though ...
kile88 2
so find another servo?