Today, I discovered that one of my favourite, relatable sad songs is actually a song about gay sex. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, I found out that the very good-looking woman who sings for one of my favorite bands is actually a guy. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years, who is a fabulous guitarist and singer, told me he wrote me a song. I was so excited. Turns out it was a break up song. FML
Today, my love life is so godawful that I started ugly-crying when the song "Love Hurts" began playing on the radio while I was driving. I had to pull over. Several people passing by stopped to see if I needed help. FML
Today, a friend sent me a song. I didn't have time to listen to it all, so I listened to the first 30 seconds of it to get a feel for it. It was nice and uplifting, so I sent it to my mom. Turns out, after the first 30 seconds, the singer brightens his day by singing about his enormous penis. FML
Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML
Today, I discovered the importance of having sex before marriage. We found out that my husband is gay on our wedding night. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
Today, out of pure boredom, I decided to listen to the soundtrack from a musical. When I got to the love song, I thought about my anxiety and where I stood with this one guy, and ended up crying to myself. The musical was Jesus Christ Superstar. FML
Today, I phoned my ex, who I only broke up with a week ago. I then told her about the song I'd written about her. I have written a song, but it's shite and I would die of embarrassment if I ever had to play it to her. I’ll have to play it to her and confess my simpy, wet ways. FML
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Top comments
kirby1964 20
If it helped you feel better, why worry about what the artist meant.
hekinokuroihi 20
Which one? I need to know...I often get sad too.
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Comments (36)
WinPoe 3
It's okay Op. I found out my favorite gay song is actually about Jesus.
izzajaneful 24
Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God? You betcha.
aggoden_bed 9
Is it a Justin Bieber song?
ThisIsMe_18 13
Don't worry about what the artist meant the song to mean. Take it in your own meaning.
welpie 1
Is it 'It gets better' by FUN. ? Same thing happened to me. Still love that song though!
AAC0813 2
Young man, there's no need to feel down
goldendarkness 18
Take Me to Church?
dudeutookhrs 24
My first thought too!
hardattack62 5
not really about gay sex. more about the church's hatred of gays.
Ryker830 5
Yah but that is one of the most iconic songs around now that has anything about the gay community in it
Sara Morrissey 1
What's wrong with gay sex??
hardattack62 5
nothing!
plaukjeunicorn 0
nothing <3
Konarika 11
I was going to ask that, too
OhYouAreOffended 11
Nobody seemed to notice this is from Texas, all of your suggestions and help are not gonna help at all.
Bearsmomma 30
What does that mean? Texas has gay people. I'm in Texas, born and raised, and I'm bisexual I don't understand why an entire state is assumed to be one way, or have only one set of beliefs. Not all Texans are even native, it REALLY makes no sense. You should be careful of showing your ignorance.
ham_spam 17
Sounds about right half of Texans are gay
cheshireau 26
Is Take Me to Church about Gay Sex though? I thought it was about a Homosexual Relationship. That's kinda of what I got from the clip.