Today, a man held a door open for me while I fished my umbrella out of my very cluttered bag. As I was opening my umbrella, I turned to thank him for being such a gentleman. Instead, a tampon that had apparently wedged itself into the folds of my umbrella flew into his face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I dropped my handbag into a water-filled gutter. As I was hurriedly fishing out the contents of my bag, I looked up. There was my ex, with the girl he left me for walking past, timed exactly to coincide with me manically scooping up one of many rapidly absorbing tampons. FML
Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML
Today, my hair got stuck in my umbrella. I asked for help from passers-by, but all I got was weird looks as they hurried past me. FML
Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom when someone took the toilet next to mine. Moments later, a used tampon rolls into my cubicle followed by an "Oops!" A creeping hand then promptly reached under to retrieve it. Both her hand and the tampon touched my bare toes. FML
Today, a guy lost control of his umbrella in the wind, which then hit me in the eye, making me bleed. He screamed at me for trying to steal his umbrella. People laughed. FML
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Today, while changing my tampon in a public restroom, a toddler crawled under the door of my stall and asked what I was doing. I had to wait until I'd finished to open the door and let her out. FML
Today, I was walking through a heavy door at work, so I reached behind me to catch it so it wouldn't slam shut. Little did I know that my boss was walking through right after me. Instead of catching the door, I caught a handful of his crotch. FML
Today, I was hurrying for the bus home from work. It was raining and I had my umbrella up. As I hurried by two women, I felt my umbrella hit one of them on the head. I turned to apologise and saw her standing with her hands on her newly bald head. My umbrella had lifted her wig off her head. FML
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AirwavesIce 0
I would've loved to see his reaction to that, haha
thunderbrave 0
hahah awkward.
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noshitsherlock 0
FAKE. I'm in DC and it has not rained. What an idiot.
sb825 0
wow 109, i was in D.C. until last night, and not only did it rain from 8pm on the 23rd to 6am on the 24th, but there was so much thunder and lightning that every plane coming out of dulles and reagan was grounded for almost 12 hours. what an idiot. if you're gunna comment, at least TRY to know what ur talking about...and I dont know how you could have not noticed unless ur six years old and still go to bed at 8 ******....
noshitsherlock 0
lol you're sad for getting so worked up over a comment on fml. So FYL. I landed in Dulles on Friday night, dick. And at the time I posted, it hadn't rained yet, dumbass.
rabid_otaku 29
I'm 14 and my parents still make me go to bed at 8...
squirrelgirl368 0
thats hilarious! i would be mortified.
SnayUnicornPower 0
I think that's more of a **** HIS life than a **** yours. Lmao
guttural 0
Lmao, I think I would have died right there.
theodivine 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That would be a funny story to tell the grandkids.
newfielover123 0
lol tht really sucks 4 u AND him!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol wow thts really funny wow
skulls4evachica 3
Was it used?
rabid_otaku 29
Used?
EmDizzle2007 28
that's good comedy.