Today, a man held a door open for me while I fished my umbrella out of my very cluttered bag. As I was opening my umbrella, I turned to thank him for being such a gentleman. Instead, a tampon that had apparently wedged itself into the folds of my umbrella flew into his face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I dropped my handbag into a water-filled gutter. As I was hurriedly fishing out the contents of my bag, I looked up. There was my ex, with the girl he left me for walking past, timed exactly to coincide with me manically scooping up one of many rapidly absorbing tampons. FML
Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML
Today, my hair got stuck in my umbrella. I asked for help from passers-by, but all I got was weird looks as they hurried past me. FML
Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom when someone took the toilet next to mine. Moments later, a used tampon rolls into my cubicle followed by an "Oops!" A creeping hand then promptly reached under to retrieve it. Both her hand and the tampon touched my bare toes. FML
Today, a guy lost control of his umbrella in the wind, which then hit me in the eye, making me bleed. He screamed at me for trying to steal his umbrella. People laughed. FML
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Today, while changing my tampon in a public restroom, a toddler crawled under the door of my stall and asked what I was doing. I had to wait until I'd finished to open the door and let her out. FML
Today, I was walking through a heavy door at work, so I reached behind me to catch it so it wouldn't slam shut. Little did I know that my boss was walking through right after me. Instead of catching the door, I caught a handful of his crotch. FML
Today, I was hurrying for the bus home from work. It was raining and I had my umbrella up. As I hurried by two women, I felt my umbrella hit one of them on the head. I turned to apologise and saw her standing with her hands on her newly bald head. My umbrella had lifted her wig off her head. FML
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Top comments
AirwavesIce 0
I would've loved to see his reaction to that, haha
thunderbrave 0
hahah awkward.
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Comments (121)
bartender_fml 0
Hahaahaha you shouldve broken the awkwardness by saying "wow, is that yours or mine?"
hi_derrrr 0
LMAO! love this comment.
I_ate_pikachu 0
Oh yeah. Because its totally his if it flew out of her umbrella.
um_duh 0
When it hit the ground did it fill up with water & expand? That would have made me laugh even harder
NickelPhosphate 0
That is epic. And lol @ #51.
whitey_fml 0
This is great!!
MadeOfAwesome 1
Lmao, at least it wasn't used XD
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odai123 0
No, I don't think I will.
c6dragster 0
@35 do you happen to karry a ***** in your purse? kant wait for that fml
triplethreat13 0
joke! "well if you wanted one of those, you could have just asked!" :)
fmh123 0
awkward to the normal person! dead hilarious if i was the guy
xxXChiiXxx 2
....good thing it was a rainy day? ;D