desperate905
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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Monday morning blues
Today, I set my alarm half-an-hour earlier so I could masturbate. That's how horny and single I am. FML
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ryanisexy 5
I go to bed half an hour later.
Pentium_4 27
before bed is much nicer. helps you sleep...
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momo1972 3
That's a good idea, I've been cramming that into my break time at work. Working at Starbucks can build up stress fast
pr1nc3ss817 4
I'm just late for work. And out of batteries.
dsgresl 2
Hey if you need a hand with that I'd be more than willing to help! No pun intended! Lol
sandwichman1796 0
Try having a girlfriend and masturbating all the time..
hamtaro331 0
Forever alone
SuddsTv 6
Thats a little tmi dude
eloc42 1
Do it before bed man greatest sleep ever! And no planning time for that get to sleep 30 minutes later. Dont feel bad man its all in good fun
cassidiemarie 0
O.O
sydneyjade22 0
:) hahaha
Ibanez3x 5
Your fml and username aren't increasing your chances of getting a gf/bf anytime soon...