desperate905
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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Monday morning blues
Today, I set my alarm half-an-hour earlier so I could masturbate. That's how horny and single I am. FML
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ryanisexy 5
I go to bed half an hour later.
Pentium_4 27
before bed is much nicer. helps you sleep...
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JAustinMunn 0
You need a half hour to **********?
youliia 0
Haha..scheduling it..why not just do it before you fall asleep? :)
lostlove92 4
it healthy and it keep u skinny ;)
flowerchildd2 7
Bro. You need a girlfriend. Desperately.
mitsimuscle 0
Hahaha nice
at_1sexymofo 3
I do not see why this is an FML lol
hrubi4x4 4
That's hilarious. FYL but this is funny
sk8terbrandi 0
That's hott
Tikmysta 20
Same boat but if I don manage by bedtime - I m sadly just a lil L8 4 work :)
supercrack11 1
30mins that's like round 2 time