desperate905
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Netherlands 🌶️ Spicy
Monday morning blues
Today, I set my alarm half-an-hour earlier so I could masturbate. That's how horny and single I am. FML
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ryanisexy 5
I go to bed half an hour later.
Pentium_4 27
before bed is much nicer. helps you sleep...
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AzWolf 5
You wank for 30 minutes? Damn!
tehdarkness 21
I think that's smart! I'm usually late for work..
rdrr 2
Ok... Learn to speed up that process! A half an hour??? What are you a **** star?
falcons10luv 0
Haha wow sorry that blows...well not u apperntly!
kmenn8 2
Shoot... I do this all the time. And I get laid everyday. No shame.
butterz69 0
For ever alone
k327684 0
Lol that's what I was thinking.
dansco 25
What a w@nker! Hey your just so full of chemicals! They seem to be clouding your judgement, why post such a thing?!
yeahreally 6
you say horny and single, ill just say you have priorities. ahahaha
rosymomo 1
Well Pentium_4 I don't see why ur single, u look very attractive to me
deadman93 8
heres a solution everybody: shut the **** up about weather proper or improper spelling is ok on the internet. who the **** cares?