desperate905
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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Monday morning blues
Today, I set my alarm half-an-hour earlier so I could masturbate. That's how horny and single I am. FML
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ryanisexy 5
I go to bed half an hour later.
Pentium_4 27
before bed is much nicer. helps you sleep...
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lebronesque73091 12
Good to know, OP.
Madcatstolper 1
i fap and its like a drug. its nice to think about diffrent girls.
sadeyes18 1
Agree
kristenherrera 0
Hmm.. You'll find that one one day
Devin91 20
I've never masturbated
shanemcunt 10
204 doubt that
sadeyes18 1
84 your an asshole.. Everyone is beautiful in their own way
doktorjackal 3
The best part of waking up....
Jewlz1162 5
Lmao 151 thats exactly what i was gonna say
ImNotANapkin 0
A half hour? Really?
bbettell22 0
Well if you come to the US you don't have to be lonesome there's plenty of guys here who would do that for yah