desperate905
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Netherlands 🌶️ Spicy
Monday morning blues
Today, I set my alarm half-an-hour earlier so I could masturbate. That's how horny and single I am. FML
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ryanisexy 5
I go to bed half an hour later.
Pentium_4 27
before bed is much nicer. helps you sleep...
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thcchong 0
Just ********** on the way to school/work-makes for a more interesting ride there
br0ccoli 15
Yeah... That's illegal.
CaptainPickles72 18
Illegal? Or just some naughty fun? Oh... it's really illegal.... damn.
fafu_fml 4
Well,if you are a adult.That is normal.
briighteyez 9
Teenagers ********** probably 10x more than adults lol,
iloveweed69 7
Sounds like fun
nabesh 5
What a motivation!
Orgasms 4
Someone is going to have to take care of that morning wood.
bamm46778 7
At night before bed; best sleep you'll ever get..
underguarded 20
Better then Blue Balls.
marcosh 0
Do it before you go to sleep, you'll sleep like a baby just make sure you don't suck on your thumb
epic13 12
Someone needs to get out more.
DV1980 6
Weirdo lol