desperate905
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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Monday morning blues
Today, I set my alarm half-an-hour earlier so I could masturbate. That's how horny and single I am. FML
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ryanisexy 5
I go to bed half an hour later.
Pentium_4 27
before bed is much nicer. helps you sleep...
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Comments (285)
billy34 0
Trust me u dont have to be single to do something like that. Especially if ur wife sleeps nude
spankymrd 0
That's one way to cure morning wood
SongzQueen2011 1
Is masturbating and sex really that much of a necessity?
SeerePetrova 0
Trust me as a psychologist i say you're not the inly one
ufcman219 0
That is sad my friend
cdomick 0
dude get a life
Demonyx 6
I was completely unaware that there were varying degrees of singularity. Thank you for this bit of enlightenment.
weave92 1
Your life is a fail.
PinkFun1969 9
that's great Today I was just pissed!! no reason, I took off all my clothes then...I was so much bettter. really my whole out look on life changed;-)
loganmarquez 3
GOOD morning~