Today, I went to a restaurant that I always go to, and one of the cute waiters gave me a discount. My mother called me a whore in the middle of the restaurant, then slapped me when I cried. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my favorite restaurant with my mother. The food took a little longer than usual to arrive and my mom threw a fit, complete with kicking and screaming, in the middle of the restaurant. My mom and I are both banned for life. FML
Today, my mom and I went out to a fancy and expensive restaurant per her request; she told me it was her treat. After we ate our meals and the large check came, she excused herself to the bathroom. She didn't come back. I was dine-and-dashed by my own mother. FML
Today, at the restaurant I work at, my own mom refused to give a tip and complained to my boss. FML
Today, I overheard a waitress calling me a cheapskate because I left a $2 tip on a $9 tab. When I told her she was ungrateful, rude, and unprofessional, she burst into tears and told the manager I’d threatened her. I was then banned from the restaurant, all while the little twat smirked. FML
Today, my mother and I went to lunch and there is a really cute waiter that works at the diner. I requested him to wait on us like I sometimes do. While we were waiting to be seated, I heard one waiter say to the cute one, "Ya, the creepy one is back, and this time she brought her mom!" FML
Today, I went to eat with my girlfriend, her parents and my mother. My mother complained about every aspect of the service. When I told her she needed to assert herself, she took her pocketbook and hit me over the head. The whole restaurant stared at us while she yelled "Is that assertive enough?" FML
Today, while waiting for my order at a restaurant, a woman walked up to me and slapped me. She looked at me for a moment and said "Sorry, I thought you were someone else." Ten minutes later, the same woman came back and slapped me again. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my mother, where the waiter complimented my "wife". I'm not 18, and she's over 40. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML
Today, my mother's boyfriend accused me of gaining weight in the middle of a restaurant. He then lifted my shirt all the way to my bra. My mother is angry at me for causing a scene when I screamed, slapped him, and threw a drink in his face, causing him to get arrested. FML
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Top comments
shannon2348 14
your mother sounds psychotic.
tounces7 28
Yeah, you don't have a mother, that's a monster.
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Comments (18)
DogStew 20
Press charges against your mother while you still can. No one should be treated like that.
slym12312425 9
no matter your age, that is assault. call the cops and report that shit. the restaurant you were at should have video proof with internal security cameras.
AmbrosiaFan 19
If you are old enough, I'd first have slapped her back, and then moved out. If you are still underage, I'd head to CPS and see if that slap got on video. Sorry to hear your mom is a horrible woman :(
oneonta 8
goodness, sounds like a soap opera
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
well punch her in the face when you get a chance and call her a despot
Jonkbaby 23
im very sorry op, im guessing shes jealous of you getting attention, or does not know how to deal with you growing up
Hangryko 32
I'm so sorry. I hope you pressed charges and are now far away from her now.