Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, waking up I noticed that my female boss had texted me during the night, telling me she wants me bad. I'm a woman, happily married to a man, and now have to turn her down somehow and not get fired in the process. FML
Today, I was working by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated, I started to moan and say dirty things… Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML
Today, I woke up to a phone call from my boss's wife. She demanded to know how long we'd been sleeping together. When I denied her allegations, she screamed that she knew all about my "history of sleeping with married men." I'm a virgin and I have to work with him tomorrow. FML
Today, I went to work things out with my girlfriend, with whom I'd had a huge fight with. She told me the night before to come over at noon and that she would be awake. I unlocked the door to see that the place was a mess. She'd thrown a party and was still passed out naked next to her boss. FML
Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML
Today, I came home from work to my hot roommate cooking and wearing nothing but an apron. She pulled me into her room and things went great. At least, they did before I woke up in the break room with my coworkers and boss all gathered around, listening to me talking in my sleep. FML
Today, after leaving my workplace, I realized that I forgot some important work papers. When I went back to get them, I was faced with the sight of my boss and a coworker getting it on against my desk. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. He had a huge smile on his face, so I assumed I was going to get promoted. He then sat down, and told me that he had been sleeping with my wife for the last three months. He still had a huge smile on his face. FML
Today, I got back to my hotel at the same time as my supervisor and realized we had rooms right next to each other. I thought it was funny and said good night to him… only to remember that I had slept with HIS boss last night. We were not quiet. FML
Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML
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whatgoescomes 5
Omg is she hot?
abz_1995 6
well that is awkard and in my favourites
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Comments (131)
ilovefall10 21
Oh sure , since they are both women it's considered ' awesome ' but I bet if one of them was male then you all be bitching about cheating and stuff. Seriously , grow up.
ShadeOfWar 0
.......... Wow I don't know what to but what the did you drink last night
abel23 0
I wonder if a banana had any role in it?? The name being bigbananalover
hellokitty76 1
reminds me of snooki n deena ... Lmao ... !!
himynameiskrista 0
I guess now you'll have a really interesting story to tell your children one day?
JinxosGirl87 0
"Holy shit, someone stole our clothes when we passed out last night!" *Sneaks out of there*
jpmc808 1
A.w.e.s.o.m.e.
perdix 31
Don't worry, her husband won't mind. Give him a detailed, blow-by-blow account of what happened between you two, and I'm sure he'll understand. He might be a little disappointed that he didn't get to watch.
Akers_L7 8
Next time take it easy on the tequila
wussypillow 7
Opportunity to blackmail?