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Today, I learned it's a bad idea to text and smoke while drunk, because there is an increased risk of throwing your phone off the balcony and sticking your cigarette into your pocket. FML

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theneatoburrito 8

At least you weren't drunk enough to try and jump after your phone. Sorry OP, you totally had this one coming.

kakarot2 11

Unless it was a nokia... Then we have a dead body and a new pathway to china.

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vbmg152 19

Anytime I see I was drunk & ....! It's a YDI!! Been there done that! I used to drink a gallon of vodka a day! If I can quit, you can! It took rehab a few times but I quit in 1993 & it's the best thing I've ever done! Get help before you do something you're really gonna regret!!

CheeseHater 23

No, what you did there is even worse. You assume that this man is a ******* alcoholic. What do you have to back that up? He did a drunken mistake just like any other person has. Doesn't mean he's drunk. You are right though that this man deserves it, because you don't get sympathy because you are high on any particular drug unless drugged.

incendiaaa 23

beats throwing away the spoon instead of the yoghurt pot.

ChunkofWhat 2

That's what you get for littering.

yresim 12

Just think... if you'd used an ashtray like a halfway-intelligent OR responsible OR considerate person, you would have merely burned your pocket and gotten ash on your phone. YDI, you ******* litterbug.

hiandrews69 29

I bet that still won't be rock-bottom.

emma_penelope 0

That is so you..

finnrambo 13

op you're an idiot, when you were extinguishing your cigarette did you not realize its a phone before throwing it?

Raelthelamb 31

OP was drunk.

ideasrule 13

Are you saying you usually throw your cigarette off the balcony, without even extinguishing it? Not only is that littering, it's extremely irresponsible. What if the bud drifts onto someone else's balcony and starts a fire? Dropped cigarettes are the leading cause of house fires in the USA.

SophiaLaw 3

I think people are being a bit harsh to the OP...he wasn't necessarily completely shit-faced (it's the kind of thing I'd definitely end up doing stone cold sober), and half the people on this are acting so holier-than-thou, as if they've never had a sip of alcohol in their entire lives.

Mynameislinh 24

This is a whole new idea of stupid, but don't worry OP.... There's going to be lots of other bad things coming your way soon.