anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Richardson, United States
Mix up
Today, I learned it's a bad idea to text and smoke while drunk, because there is an increased risk of throwing your phone off the balcony and sticking your cigarette into your pocket. FML
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theneatoburrito 8
At least you weren't drunk enough to try and jump after your phone. Sorry OP, you totally had this one coming.
kakarot2 11
Unless it was a nokia... Then we have a dead body and a new pathway to china.
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Comments (142)
fyl36915 9
YDI for littering
youjeanss 4
Good thing you didnt put your cigarette on your ear and light your phone
FlyFrey 4
Why the hell would you through your cigarete off your balcoy, serves you right.
REFF_fml 9
Its ok we all make mistakes... (apparently some of them are absolutely retarded)
Klavier 5
Looks like you doubled your chances of something bad happening by. . . three. Sorry, you deserved it.
drpepper2019 21
Well you shouldn't smoke anyway!
tazzy349 11
Ha ha ha
rogierownage 4
Not smoking greatly reduces the chance of this happening
carbonbasedcynic 17
you must have been pretty hammered OP.