anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Richardson, United States
Mix up
Today, I learned it's a bad idea to text and smoke while drunk, because there is an increased risk of throwing your phone off the balcony and sticking your cigarette into your pocket. FML
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theneatoburrito 8
At least you weren't drunk enough to try and jump after your phone. Sorry OP, you totally had this one coming.
kakarot2 11
Unless it was a nokia... Then we have a dead body and a new pathway to china.
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Comments (142)
FrietvanPiet 16
Only in Texas.
Welshite 40
#13: No, not only in Texas. Simply put, only idiots or close-minded fools believe in stereotypes. I'll let you decide which one you are...
cgchamp89 7
Are you stereo typing stereo typers? You close minded fool!
TurquoiseJesus 15
As far as I know, neither smoking, drinking, nor texting are stereotypical of Texas.
DanielleinDC 34
There are idiots all over these great United States. You see a lot of them on the DC Metro, and they can't all be tourists! As for you, OP, whether or not you smoke, you shouldn't drink and text. But I guess you already knew that and are expecting all the YDIs that come your way.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Did someone say stereotypes? *throws on a cowboy hat and fires gun* Yee-haw!!!
TxCountryBeauty 10
Actually the stereotypical cowboy hat wearing and gunslinging Texan isn't all that rare but we are definitely a multicultural state. I find cowboys (NOT THE FOOTBALL TEAM) to be very sexy and I love being a little country girl, horses and all!
crazytwinsmom 25
Hot pocket.
j_cat187 20
Diarrhea pocket.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Lean pocket. They taste like crap.
westonjust 2
You obviously didn't get the reference people.
DarkMarkInTheSky 9
Am I the only one that sang that in my head while reading it?
j_cat187 20
My god, that Jim Gaffigan reference just went over everyone's head.
strawberrywine22 30
#61- no. No, you most certainly are not :)
limitedition 25
Could have had a bush fire!
RedPillSucks 33
If it was a Galaxy Tab, I'd have done the same thing. I would probably have lit it and tried to smoke it too.
hawright 13
I don't see how anyone votes this an FML. As an inebriated fool you broke your phone. This shit happens all the time and I don't feel sorry for you. YDI.
MissMeanie 5
The funny part is realizing you did what you did before it hit the ground.
TheDrifter 24
Ydi just for being in the habit of throwing your lit cigarette butts off the balcony, you evil, littering firebug.
CydneDilligaf 7
While I do feel bad for you since you destroyed your phone and burned your pocket, anytime you **** up while drunk is automatically a YDI.
TxCountryBeauty 10
Yes because no one ever gets drunk and does stupid things. I wouldn't have half the comedy in my life if people weren't drunk. It makes for dam good stories later! "Hey remember that time when..."
leadawg75 12
Well, at least you didn't throw yourself off the balcony...
KageKaldaka 6
I think that would have been more interesting tbh
KageKaldaka 6
I think that would have been more interesting tbh
KageKaldaka 6
I think that would have been more interesting tbh
EvilUndead 9
Smoking is bad idea. Drinking is bad idea. Texting while drunk is a bad idea. Trying to multi-task while texting while drunk is also a bad idea. Slow learner, aren't you?