anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Richardson, United States
Mix up
Today, I learned it's a bad idea to text and smoke while drunk, because there is an increased risk of throwing your phone off the balcony and sticking your cigarette into your pocket. FML
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theneatoburrito 8
At least you weren't drunk enough to try and jump after your phone. Sorry OP, you totally had this one coming.
kakarot2 11
Unless it was a nokia... Then we have a dead body and a new pathway to china.
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RoboCunnilingus 23
Anyone who dares smoke or drink gets buried in YDI's. seems to be an FML rule.
dietbacon 13
OP, I have a tip for you: how about next time you don't throw anything off the balcony?
U_GotitDude 18
You totally deserved that one
ksks1234 33
It is your choice to smoke, so I won't do the, "you deserve it for smoking" but you should invest in some sort of ashtray instead of throwing butts off the balcony. I would be mad if I was walking and got hit by a cigarette.
ulissey_fml 22
Don't be surprised to be the butt of the joke...
aerozia 8
Thts genius ;D
KiddNYC1O 22
You're so cool smoking and drinking at the same time.
spikekutter 9
were you on drugs too?
CheeseHater 23
He just said, he was drunk. That's a drug. And it's perfectly adequate for making idiotic things.
al66orange 4
Class!
friscosoonerkid 3
Only in Oklahoma.