anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Richardson, United States
Mix up
Today, I learned it's a bad idea to text and smoke while drunk, because there is an increased risk of throwing your phone off the balcony and sticking your cigarette into your pocket. FML
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theneatoburrito 8
At least you weren't drunk enough to try and jump after your phone. Sorry OP, you totally had this one coming.
kakarot2 11
Unless it was a nokia... Then we have a dead body and a new pathway to china.
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prentiss2 2
That's what you get for intending to litter. YDI
capnbzarr 43
YDI, more for the compulsive littering than for being drunk.
ROSI3TH3CAT 18
I can honestly say.. I have done that before without being drunk.
Satoaoi 13
I hope it was an iPhone you threw off the balcony >=>
xRezSynn 15
How do you not deserve this?
ForeverFemme 14
my favorite, is to drink my cig & inhale my soda thru a straw.. lucky
artiiculate 2
I've texted and smoked while drunk. You just have to not be an idiot.
beachbum561fla 14
And it still works. I smell bs
meagann01 4
You must be proud of what you learned.
bluxie 4
Good for you bitch