Today, my dad came home from work complaining about all the people he'd seen. He said he doesn't understand why so many people with problems have to confide in him. He's a psychologist. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was explaining my troubles to my therapist, he asked me, "And don't you have someone you can tell all that?" FML
Today, I found out that my dad has a therapist. That's cool. What's cooler is that she's a very nice lady, and even said to ME that I could talk too if I wanted to. Boy, do I want to. But if I did, then she would probably need a therapist herself, and the last thing my dad needs is his therapist needing a therapist. FML
Today, my father started nagging me about my husband's mental health. He doesn't understand why my husband can't just walk it off. FML
Today, after finally seeing a psychologist about the death of my dad and spending the longest hour of my life confessing every thought I've experienced in the 6 years since his passing, my psychologist asked me if I was walking home or if my dad would be picking me up. FML
Today, my dad stood by and nodded in agreement as my sister told me that my clinical depression is "getting REALLY old." FML
Today, my dad told me that people requiring psychiatric treatment are just weak and pathetic, and what they really need is a kick up the ass and to get a fucking grip. He told me this not 30 seconds after my doctor recommended I spend some time in a facility for my severe depression. FML
Today, my dad told me that I'm a weak and negative person because I suffer from depression and anxiety, then he told me to just snap out of it. FML
Today, I found out my dad goes to therapy. Confused, I asked him what was going on. He said, "You" without any hesitation. I don't know if he's joking or not. If he is, I don't find that very funny. If he's not, I don't even know what I've done. FML
Today, I told my parents about my life problems, after they forced me to open up. Now they want to send me to a psychiatrist. Don't trust anyone. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad drinking. Trying to be cheerful, I greeted him with a "Hi, dad!" He sighed, shook his head, and said "It hurts me when you call me that." FML
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musiclexii124 0
I think HE needs a shrink
Nandito2 0
I think he need a psychologist or a new job
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Comments (82)
musiclexii124 0
I think HE needs a shrink
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
Put yourself in his shoes. Half the people he consults could be completely NUCKING FUTS!
WinterPerfection 3
My thoughts exactly.
jonathanhand 0
10- but it's his job to talk to people who are completely ******* nuts..
RainbowHeadache 2
Doubtful. Most people are relatively normal and have petty problems like school, work & boys. Depends on what kind of psychologist he is really.
enonymous 9
and how did that make you feel?
tzuriel11 9
hilarious!
tzuriel11 9
*23
TheWonderchick 0
this has nothing to do with OP! why is OP posting this?!?!?!
TheOtherMakona 0
What about people that have problems with girls? Huh?? Sexist...
scrapmetal58 9
I have problems with boys AND girls. Now what??
ColdplaySucks 18
a phycologist is a fail science major. He deserves it.
copo37 7
84- and you fail at spelling. I wouldn't consider psychology a fail science seeing psychologist need a doctorate to practice.
STP907 8
^ and they make a shit load of money
Lain_0 3
maybe in your country. I am studying to be one and I know I gonna earn crap
RainbowHeadache 2
To 82 & 76. You know what I meant. Trolls.
scar97 0
u mean black people?
scar97 0
^I mean AFRICAN AMERICANS. better, moderator? u seriously moderated my comment for saying black person?
igorwn 3
loool
scrapmetal58 9
I was kidding not trolling. There's a big difference. I've never been accused of trolling before. :O
chelseaaababyyy 17
1 - thats what i was gonna say(:
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
13, I'm just saying he has a hard job.
Nandito2 0
I think he need a psychologist or a new job
wowlol727 0
he needs both
humzizzl3 0
yes he needs to think of another career asap
kewlone645 8
that's what he told you? psshhh
EmreArslan 11
How is this a fml? Seriously who moderated this
Keyman1212 14
Career change perhaps... Or he's just dicking around.
freelove_fml 2
This, I'm pretty sure he was kidding. (**** AFP)
tiswine 0
okay...?
emilymac420 0
wow.. who made him physiologist again..? not really FYL but FHL. sorry for your dumb daddd..
bluetiger105 0
So, he is complaining about his job? So what? Most people do. He is probably just tired of having to deal with everyone's problems, even if it is his job.
babbu18 0
Maybe he should get himself a physiologist and figure out why he became a physiologist in the first place if he's just going to complain
daisyloo 7
Isn't it pscyhcologist??
daisyloo 7
*Psychologist
MmissyT 8
hah! sorry but that was a total fail :)
krismir29 0
he isn't a physiologist...
heyhihello95 12
a new job would probably be wise.
miniluda12 12
is it bad that i laughed?
IndigoFuckYou 9
Absolutely. This is FML, please, show some courtesy to these unfortunate people and remain solemn and respectful as you read the posts. Thank You.