Today, my dad came home from work complaining about all the people he'd seen. He said he doesn't understand why so many people with problems have to confide in him. He's a psychologist. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was explaining my troubles to my therapist, he asked me, "And don't you have someone you can tell all that?" FML
Today, I found out that my dad has a therapist. That's cool. What's cooler is that she's a very nice lady, and even said to ME that I could talk too if I wanted to. Boy, do I want to. But if I did, then she would probably need a therapist herself, and the last thing my dad needs is his therapist needing a therapist. FML
Today, my father started nagging me about my husband's mental health. He doesn't understand why my husband can't just walk it off. FML
Today, after finally seeing a psychologist about the death of my dad and spending the longest hour of my life confessing every thought I've experienced in the 6 years since his passing, my psychologist asked me if I was walking home or if my dad would be picking me up. FML
Today, my dad stood by and nodded in agreement as my sister told me that my clinical depression is "getting REALLY old." FML
Today, my dad told me that people requiring psychiatric treatment are just weak and pathetic, and what they really need is a kick up the ass and to get a fucking grip. He told me this not 30 seconds after my doctor recommended I spend some time in a facility for my severe depression. FML
Today, my dad told me that I'm a weak and negative person because I suffer from depression and anxiety, then he told me to just snap out of it. FML
Today, I found out my dad goes to therapy. Confused, I asked him what was going on. He said, "You" without any hesitation. I don't know if he's joking or not. If he is, I don't find that very funny. If he's not, I don't even know what I've done. FML
Today, I told my parents about my life problems, after they forced me to open up. Now they want to send me to a psychiatrist. Don't trust anyone. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad drinking. Trying to be cheerful, I greeted him with a "Hi, dad!" He sighed, shook his head, and said "It hurts me when you call me that." FML
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musiclexii124 0
I think HE needs a shrink
Nandito2 0
I think he need a psychologist or a new job
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Comments (82)
ninito00 1
Foolish of your father? Yes. Worthy of an "FML?" No... How in the world does this f**k YOUR life?
BennyBear 0
well it's his job for one thing
hobofoshoyo 0
A psychologist doesn't necessarily practice psychiatry. That would be like asking a chemist to prescribe medicine.
Hockeyboy4280 18
Yeah you're right. Psychiatrists prescrice medication whilst Phsychologist deal with the mentally unsound to reiterate (spelling is probably off). It was late, getting stuff confused again. Haha my bad.
colorguardgeek 8
*face palm*
Dokemion 0
Ofcourse Psychologist deal with mental/attitude problems. Not unless he's mentally ill himself... lol http://www.whoownsphone.net/
kitsune3 20
Wow....Um...Perhaps daddy shouldn't be a psychologist if he doesn't want to listen to that sort of thing? If one isn't exactly a people person or the sort who likes to help people with their issues, one should not persue such careers. That's his fault.
gussyman 0
Go Australia!!!
holyshiznits 0
What a dumbass.
Drummer389000 0
Your dad isn't the brightest. :P
sillygurl6418 6
I dont get how this is an fml at all. What has that got to do with your life?