Today, I have the flu. I had to wash the dishes, cook dinner, take out the trash, and take care of the laundry, all while my wife sat around watching TV, because she was "too tired". I work 8 hours a day. She's a college student. She doesn't see what's so unfair about this. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up with the flu. My wife thinks I'm faking it so we don't have to go on date night, even though I've been on the toilet all day. FML
Today, I came home after ten hours at work to find my unemployed wife and 4 kids sprawled out watching TV waiting for me to get home and cook for them. I had to wash all the dishes first because they didn't feel like getting up or helping. FML
Today, after weeks of my girlfriend complaining that I don't help with the chores, I secretly took a day off work to deal with some that were piling up. When she got home, all she could do was complain about how I hadn't done more. FML
Today, my wife can't be bothered to do anything that isn't work, talk about her work, and sit on the sofa. Then she complains that I don't show any affection, when she can be bothered to even talk to me. FML
Today, my husband and I are sick. He keeps whining about how bad he feels. I'm just as sick, as well as 7 months pregnant. I've not only been taking care of his whiny ass: I've cooked, cleaned, and gone to the store several times because the tissues we had were too rough on his nose. FML
Today, after being sick all day with the flu, I asked my husband to wash the dishes after I went to bed. He said he couldn't because he had a large, important project for work that needed to get done. I woke up a couple of hours later to find him smoking weed on the couch and watching cartoons. FML
Today, at home, I always do my share of the chores. I just got back from a business trip and it turns out that I actually do ALL the chores. My wife was alone for 9 days, the kitchen was a in state, dirty laundry everywhere, cat litter box overflowing onto the floor, and the bathroom was fucking disgusting. FML
Today, I've been bedridden with the flu for two weeks. My boyfriend only got concerned because I haven't done any laundry, and was worried about what the girls at the coffee shop across from work would think if he turned up wearing the same clothes two days in a row. FML
Today, after almost a week of being bed-ridden with a bad flu, my mom told me it was my job to clean the house. When I told her I still had a fever and didn't feel well, she looked at me and said in an understanding voice "It's okay honey, you can do it slowly." FML
Today, my wife called me at work to yell at me because the house is a mess. She hasn't helped me clean in over two years, and when I ask for help, there's always a new excuse, headache, tired from work, stress, etc. FML
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Top comments
Redtick 9
Sounds like a spoiled bitch to me.
VannahJane 17
I don't know about you but when i had the flu i had headaches, body aches, sore throat, and a runny nose. The last thing i wanted to do was move.
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Comments (216)
snegec 7
And you're not filing divorce papers because?
phantomjump 2
OP you are a door mat kick her butt out
AmberAusgeflippt 13
That's not a "wife". My fiancé is a mason. I make sure he comes home to a clean home, dinner ready and give him a massage!! (&usually a bj - if he wants one) ;)
mashpitt 1
have fun with that wifey role
hanakaicho 2
did you go to college OP? I prefer my job to being in school and yes, I also work 8 hour shifts.
jackspezzle 7
I'd exchange her for a new one
mashpitt 1
okay depending on what kind of job you have she might actually be more tired than you. sitting down to watch tv isnt a crime after having to go to class and study and deal with bitchy preofessors and stress about every single grade to see if u can actually get a degree to GET a job. the people calling her a bitch are either the 13 year olds hopping on the bandwagon or ignorant people. dont bitch and make urself do all the work join her and relax for a bit until u both get energy and stop being a passive agressive little shit posting stuff on fml instead of commhnication. u deserve it buddy. dont be surprise if she gets fed up with ur "I work u dont" crap.
Fou_Lou 20
I think you missed the part where OP said that he has the FLU.
josh2001 2
Wow... What a bitch
skittyskatbrat 19
If she has a case of depression, low Vit D or B levels, etc. she could actually BE that tired. In which case, she should be hauling her ass to a doctor to get checked. If she isn't willing to see a doctor? Screw it. Order yourself a pizza, wash your own laundry, take some meds to help with the flu, curl up and rest yourself...and let her deal with her own needs for a few days.
BeepBeepSwerve 9
I hate it when morons always try to make up excuses for women, might have depression,seriously????
Drake_The_Dragon 23
Oh boo hoo. I do that and go to school everyday and I'm in highschool.
BeepBeepSwerve 9
omg good for you, you're better than the op -_- SIKE