Today, I have the flu. I had to wash the dishes, cook dinner, take out the trash, and take care of the laundry, all while my wife sat around watching TV, because she was "too tired". I work 8 hours a day. She's a college student. She doesn't see what's so unfair about this. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up with the flu. My wife thinks I'm faking it so we don't have to go on date night, even though I've been on the toilet all day. FML
Today, I came home after ten hours at work to find my unemployed wife and 4 kids sprawled out watching TV waiting for me to get home and cook for them. I had to wash all the dishes first because they didn't feel like getting up or helping. FML
Today, after weeks of my girlfriend complaining that I don't help with the chores, I secretly took a day off work to deal with some that were piling up. When she got home, all she could do was complain about how I hadn't done more. FML
Today, my wife can't be bothered to do anything that isn't work, talk about her work, and sit on the sofa. Then she complains that I don't show any affection, when she can be bothered to even talk to me. FML
Today, my husband and I are sick. He keeps whining about how bad he feels. I'm just as sick, as well as 7 months pregnant. I've not only been taking care of his whiny ass: I've cooked, cleaned, and gone to the store several times because the tissues we had were too rough on his nose. FML
Today, after being sick all day with the flu, I asked my husband to wash the dishes after I went to bed. He said he couldn't because he had a large, important project for work that needed to get done. I woke up a couple of hours later to find him smoking weed on the couch and watching cartoons. FML
Today, at home, I always do my share of the chores. I just got back from a business trip and it turns out that I actually do ALL the chores. My wife was alone for 9 days, the kitchen was a in state, dirty laundry everywhere, cat litter box overflowing onto the floor, and the bathroom was fucking disgusting. FML
Today, I've been bedridden with the flu for two weeks. My boyfriend only got concerned because I haven't done any laundry, and was worried about what the girls at the coffee shop across from work would think if he turned up wearing the same clothes two days in a row. FML
Today, after almost a week of being bed-ridden with a bad flu, my mom told me it was my job to clean the house. When I told her I still had a fever and didn't feel well, she looked at me and said in an understanding voice "It's okay honey, you can do it slowly." FML
Today, my wife called me at work to yell at me because the house is a mess. She hasn't helped me clean in over two years, and when I ask for help, there's always a new excuse, headache, tired from work, stress, etc. FML
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Top comments
Redtick 9
Sounds like a spoiled bitch to me.
VannahJane 17
I don't know about you but when i had the flu i had headaches, body aches, sore throat, and a runny nose. The last thing i wanted to do was move.
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Comments (216)
metmimo 8
College is hard. I worked full time, commuted 4 hours to college in the. Evenings and did the housework, oh yea I was pregnant too. Sorry but if I survived, you will have to just suck it up. The flu isn't so bad, I went back to work 3 days after a c section.
Hellbound_Alleee 14
But you did it. I mean, you did it, so she wins.
SinfulEnd 20
You are the husband about 90% of women would love to have. Husband of the year!
Dwarfie 6
Dude, leav her
mantiquillas 2
You sir have lost your balls
culito_fml 10
You're wife sucks, I'm sorry
mwek3 11
My boyfriend is almost the same way except he & I work at the same place, same shift. Twelve hours shifts. When Im sick as hell I still have to grocery shop, laundry, dishes, etc. But when HE'S sick, he lays around on the couch like he's dying.
hbt0108 1
Same here with my hubby
cherylf79 4
stop being such a wuss. you deserve it if you're not going to stand up for yourself.
itszlo 8
Hey hey hey! School is very demanding too! But things should be equal especially if you have such a demanding job. My husband didn't understand wtf was so hard about school while I was going til he finally started attending and now he "feels my pain". Your wife should probably suck it up some and do something around the house too!
Drackx_fml 5
I would of just been like oh hell no and went to bed. If she wants the chores done so bad she can do them herself