Today, I have the flu. I had to wash the dishes, cook dinner, take out the trash, and take care of the laundry, all while my wife sat around watching TV, because she was "too tired". I work 8 hours a day. She's a college student. She doesn't see what's so unfair about this. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up with the flu. My wife thinks I'm faking it so we don't have to go on date night, even though I've been on the toilet all day. FML
Today, I came home after ten hours at work to find my unemployed wife and 4 kids sprawled out watching TV waiting for me to get home and cook for them. I had to wash all the dishes first because they didn't feel like getting up or helping. FML
Today, after weeks of my girlfriend complaining that I don't help with the chores, I secretly took a day off work to deal with some that were piling up. When she got home, all she could do was complain about how I hadn't done more. FML
Today, my wife can't be bothered to do anything that isn't work, talk about her work, and sit on the sofa. Then she complains that I don't show any affection, when she can be bothered to even talk to me. FML
Today, my husband and I are sick. He keeps whining about how bad he feels. I'm just as sick, as well as 7 months pregnant. I've not only been taking care of his whiny ass: I've cooked, cleaned, and gone to the store several times because the tissues we had were too rough on his nose. FML
Today, after being sick all day with the flu, I asked my husband to wash the dishes after I went to bed. He said he couldn't because he had a large, important project for work that needed to get done. I woke up a couple of hours later to find him smoking weed on the couch and watching cartoons. FML
Today, at home, I always do my share of the chores. I just got back from a business trip and it turns out that I actually do ALL the chores. My wife was alone for 9 days, the kitchen was a in state, dirty laundry everywhere, cat litter box overflowing onto the floor, and the bathroom was fucking disgusting. FML
Today, I've been bedridden with the flu for two weeks. My boyfriend only got concerned because I haven't done any laundry, and was worried about what the girls at the coffee shop across from work would think if he turned up wearing the same clothes two days in a row. FML
Today, after almost a week of being bed-ridden with a bad flu, my mom told me it was my job to clean the house. When I told her I still had a fever and didn't feel well, she looked at me and said in an understanding voice "It's okay honey, you can do it slowly." FML
Today, my wife called me at work to yell at me because the house is a mess. She hasn't helped me clean in over two years, and when I ask for help, there's always a new excuse, headache, tired from work, stress, etc. FML
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Top comments
Redtick 9
Sounds like a spoiled bitch to me.
VannahJane 17
I don't know about you but when i had the flu i had headaches, body aches, sore throat, and a runny nose. The last thing i wanted to do was move.
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Comments (216)
xs4u 13
dumb her. she doesnt give a hoot about u and she is sleeping around while u r at work. DUMB her sorry ass.
indianiaJones 8
Ur a sucker
IsRaeliPrinCess 8
College is just as hard as a job, but either way she should have helped you a bit you should not be up and moving if you have the flu.
WastedPotential 6
gotta please dat mistress
rockydify 22
And I work 10 hours a day, 6 days a week, study astronomy at university and do the housework too. Welcome to life. Perhaps your wife is depressed ... there's a couple of signs there.
mr_sarcastic416 29
Where's Chris Brown when you need em
1800SMD 2
tell that woman to get off her lazy ass and in the kitchen where she needs to be making you a sandwich
shades1989 6
Shes a woman she never will get used to it
Sir_Swaggington 6
She should make more of an effort if OP is sick, so FYL. However, if OP always expects her to do more house work because he works and she's in college (why else would he point that out?), that's seriously unfair in my opinion. At least when he comes home his work is finished (most likely, idk what he does for a living), unlike students. Just because OP works and most likely pays for everything doesn't make his wife an indentured servant. They're equals and should split housework equally.
skinnen 7
What about paying for centuries if oppression do you MOT understand? Don't you know that white American men are responsible for every ill that plagues the earth today? Even if you ain't white you ARE a man and thus EVIL as far as the feminist agenda is concerned!