Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML
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whatchutalkinbou 0
So make him another sandwich
EffinAhole 0
Usually the sandwich comment annoys me but for the first time it was appropriate and effin funny!
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Comments (305)
Freeze_fml 17
Owned. Welcome to the real world.
krazygirl100 9
i love your pic
Anaxes 5
You made him make that sandwich didn't you? YDI.
iiiLoveeeYouuu 0
awww, fyl.
twilightdogstar 1
Take him on Jeremy Kyle and get him shouted at.
iiiLoveeeYouuu 0
lmao :)
gottrythis 0
DID YOU MAKE IT FOR HIM IS THE REAL STORY.... If you didnt I LEAVE YOUR ASS ALSO!
BBYTigger 0
that's stupid
gottrythis 0
laurachiica15 0
2- your SOOOO hot<3
FFML_314 12
His so hot what? Also, learn how to reply.
ruby84 1
Get your eyes & brain checked. If they're both ok, then I wish you two end up together... but plleeeaaase don't breed! we've got enough problems as it is.
friday170 0
ruby shut up......
DonJuan_13 0
you're pretty hot too ;)
fistnazal 10
did you WANT to get pregnant?? ..if you didn't, and you had the slightest incling that something went wrong (I.e. condom break, not pulling out quick enough, pre cum or whatever) while having sex you should of considered plan b every pun intended friggin muppet.
Tikwichka 5
Sometimes it is not as simple as that. I, for example, am the result of my mother having a chest infection (antibiotics counteract the oral pill; something my parents were unaware of). Also, some women can be highly fertile. For another example, my friend was told that due to a childhood illness she is infertile, well she is now pregnant. Anyway, not enough details are provided, so it is possible that OP 'cocked up'.
camobabe20 2
That's gotta be the cutest picture I've seen in a while!
strangerdanger9 0
are you sure its yours?
RedPillSucks 33
OP is female. In vitro and surrogacy, not withstanding...
ms_fancypants 15
Please tell me you're joking. OP is female, therefore, unless OP and her ex were surrogates, the baby is most definitely hers. OP, I'm so sorry that the father of your baby is such an ass. But, at least now you know how he is. Congrats on the baby!
sticksandshit 0
YDI for having a ******.
MangoFruit 0
**** u
RabbitPressure1 6
I agree with Mango, you are obviously a lonely douche who only says shit like this because he is constantly rejected because of his small dick. You sir, are an assfuck. Gtfo.