Today, I saw an employee showing off a picture on his phone. I couldn't quite see what it was and tried to inject myself in to the conversation. "Whatcha got there, a cow?" It wasn't. It was a photo of his wife, posing in her wedding dress for the first time since their wedding day several years and children ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I noticed that my dad's WhatsApp profile picture was a very close up shot of his new wife's boob. None of us know how long he had this online. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. We got on the discussion of animals, and I showed them a picture of my cat on my phone. Being a touchscreen, when her father grabbed it, it changed picture. To a picture of my girlfriend, fully nude. FML
Today, on my Facebook newsfeed, I noticed a photo of a coworker. In the comment section of the photo he and his wife had written "I love you" to each other. As a joke I commented "get a room". Turns out the woman with the same surname as my coworker wasn't in fact his wife, but his daughter. FML
Today, my wife and I were out with another couple we're friends with. When we went back to their house, we looked at old pictures. They showed us a great picture, and I said, "It would've been a lot better if that fat chick didn't ruin it in the background." It was the woman from the couple. FML
Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees when I found myself cropping our picture out of the staff photo to see what we would look like as a couple. FML
Today, my boss showed us a small picture of his family on his phone. Jokingly, I commented on how the orange shirt he was wearing reminded me of a big pumpkin. He wasn't wearing an orange shirt. His wife was. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I asked my dad if he'd like to see the photos of my wedding, which he didn't bother to come to. Reply: "What the fuck, are you gay or something? Keep that homo stuff to yourself." My wife started laughing so hard she was crying. FML
Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML
Today, while looking through my wedding photos, I realised my wife had done a duck face in every single one. FML
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Top comments
ojoRojo 27
1. Why did you need to know what the picture was of? 2. Why would you guess what it was if you couldn’t really see it?
RichardPencil 32
Looks like someone's got hoof-in-mouth disease.
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Comments (14)
Taurus_ChicKa 37
There is no way you don't deserve this. If the person wanted you to see the phone or be in the conversation, he would have said so. Don't be a busybody.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Stop intruding on other peoples' conversations, invading their personal spaces, and learn to think before you speak, ya rude ****.
jfigley 5
Am I the only one thinking it was an innocent gesture? Yea big deal, its a bit of foot-in-the-mouth moment but big Flippin deal. He didn't mean it in any offensive wat and I do the same thing sometimes. And if that were the case with me, I laugh it off, respond with a "oops, didn't mean to sound like a dick" and will try to make a compliment about something in the picture. Unless you really are a dick, dont worry about it dude!
peterblack67 9
Holy crap. Why would you say that?