Today, I was at a family dinner, which had gone into meltdown after my aunt said something sarcastic about my mother's drinking. I went out for some fresh air and stumbled about in the dark, unaware of the fact that a pool was being dug. I fell into the huge hole and lost a shoe. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell into a hole. And by hole, I mean a sewer. FML
Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML
Today, I was at my friend's birthday party, dancing barefoot because my feet hurt from my shoes' heels. Apparently, someone dropped a glass on the dancefloor and didn't warn anybody. I ended up having to drive myself to the emergency room because all my friends were "having too much fun to leave." FML
Today, I was having a good time drinking with a few friends. Next thing I know, I'm walking down an unknown street, with just one shoe, no wallet and no phone. FML
Today, I was at my friends' farm and we decided that we wanted to go to their old treehouse. When we got down there, it turned out my friend Cat had forgotten her shoes. Being a gentleman, I lent her my sandals. I then climbed the treehouse, fell out, and got a nail through my foot. FML
Today, I was feeling stressed about some upcoming exams, so I went on a nice relaxing nature walk through the nearby bushland. I slipped off a rock and landed in knee-deep mud that claimed my shoe when I pulled my leg free. I'm even more stressed now. FML
Today, after I drank way too much, my friend pulled the car over so I could throw up. Next to my pile of puke was a discarded shoe that looked remarkably like one from my favorite pair. When I got home, I realized that my left shoe was missing. FML
Today, I was wearing flip flops whilst putting out the trash, and was careful not to step near the broken glass surrounding the trash cans. My mother ran up to me hysterically warning me about the glass, which startled me and caused me to step on a shard, slicing my foot open. FML
Today, I couldn't find my reading glasses, thinking perhaps i'd dropped them outside, I stepped off my deck bare foot, straight into a steaming dog turd. Only to see my glasses chewed up a few feet away. It went between my toes. FML
Today, I was playing Spikeball with some friends when the ball got lost and went rolling towards a pond. As I sprinted to grab it before it fell in the water, my shoe came off, causing me to trip and faceplant into the mud. I then watched as the ball rolled into the pond. FML
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Top comments
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I think this should be an illustrated FML. The mental picture I got from this was great.
greenie213 23
Well that wasn't poolite!
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Comments (49)
Delta2Almanac 7
And that was the e'pit'ome of your day?
tobin22 9
So why mention the aunt/mom feud about her drinking it has nothing to do with the story.
Crazberry 5
"They just moved the headstones!!" Sorry, I thought of Poltergeist while reading this. Look on the bright side OP, at least THAT didn't happen.
iselinzilla 4
So much for the dramatic exit.
kikirose_fml 0
drinking problems are hereditary you know...
Phendraana 0
"You left the bodies and you only moved the headstones!" lol
karmicsamadi86 9
Wow this is just ALL kinds of bad!
SirKingCharlie 8
That should be an advert to stop smoking
Cathrin 26
Where in the FML did the OP mention smoking? He said he was going out for some fresh air, presumably to get away from his family's meltdown, not going out for a smoke.
Goochlet 13
Oh no! Not your shoe!! I hope you find it :/
nevergiveinever 19
All I can think of is Leslie Knope falling into that pit in Parks and Recreation ? I do hope you're okay though. I've taken my fair share of tumbles as well.