Today, I was practicing my lines for theater class in the hall. My partner and I chose a script where we argue over me stealing her boyfriend. Since it started to sound like a real argument, another student said that I was a "crazy bitch" and punched me in the face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my social studies teacher thought it would be a great idea to have a casual debate about Margaret Thatcher and her legacy. Within 10 minutes, the entire class was yelling, screaming, throwing stuff at each other. I got hit in the face with a binder. FML
Today, a guy punched me in the subway for staring at his girlfriend. I had dark glasses on, and was fast asleep. FML
Today, my band played for our school. We were cheered for and everything. Being the lead singer, I tried to look cool and push the mic away and pull it back by pushing down the bottom of the stand with my foot. It hit my face and I bled like crazy, but I kept singing. No one clapped at the end. FML
Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML
Today, after an extensive talk with a relationship counselor, we concluded that I'm more likely to get run over by a car than be in a stable relationship. FML
Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML
Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, I woke up next to my roommate staring in horror. She said I was singing and farting in my sleep. Loudly. FML
Today, my man got arrested for starting a fistfight with a cashier who wouldn't let him smuggle out groceries without paying. It gets worse; two weeks ago he got arrested mugging a guy at a gas station, and he's still on bail. FML
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Top comments
brun12 1
Well at least you know you're a really good actress
bro1oke 0
Hey atleast you engaged the audience!
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Comments (73)
Phatkiller 1
well sounds like you should get an A
CBlaze93 10
Your a Theater student. ACT like one.
j2thap 1
you must be a good actor! whenever i drive around LA i can see who's having a conversation and who's practicing a scene outside of acting class.
XavierMedina 0
Hope you messed that bitches face up.
seanseansean321 0
How does this even work? Your practicing for theater class with your partner, some random other student comes up, calls you a crazy bitch, and punches you in the face. You had to of done something to her to get that response.
Mademoiselle_fml 34
Either the girl was looking for an excuse to hit OP, or she has issues. Or both. Most likely both.
BrooklynBoy7 8
I woulda punched the crazy ************ back!
thetoiletpaper 3
maybe he was acting too ?
blackman100 20
Well, at least you know your a top notch actress(s)
NecR0802 0
Well there's the Cult of Personality for you. It shows how good an actress you are.
viixter 7
that sucks...but shows youre a good actor(ss)