Today, as I was driving with my boyfriend, he pointed out what a crappy car I drive. About how the locks don't work, the vents are broken, the windshield wipers are busted, my headlights aren't bright, and a hubcap is missing. Then he said I’m a good match for my car, 'cos we have the same “personality". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML
Today, my boyfriend's car broke down on the way to the gym, so he called his dad to give us a ride. On the way, his dad talked about how much he hates me and our relationship, as if I wasn’t sitting in the back seat directly behind them. FML
Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML
Today, as I was driving out of a parking lot, some douchebag yelled at me: "Nice car! Too bad you're so ugly!" It was my friend's car, so I don't even have that going for me. FML
Today, I went for a drive with my boyfriend and his dad. His dad was kind enough to point out at every opportunity girls "that would be better for him than me." FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad let me borrow his car for transportation to work because mine got totaled. This car is a complete dump and I've realized he's only letting me use it so it's my fault to fix the broken things on the car. So far, I've had to replace the battery and two popped tires. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend is only with me because I'm a mechanic and I fix her constantly broken-down car for free. FML
Today, I drove home in my brand new car, hoping to surprise my girlfriend. She came out the house laughing, saying how funny it was, and how I look like a "twollop" in it. Then in all seriousness, she asked me when I was getting my "actual car" back from the garage. FML
Today, I went out with my girlfriend to a restaurant. After parking up next to a badly parked Audi, I commented, “Typical shit parking by an Audi driver.” Unbeknownst to me, the owner was walking to his car at the exact same moment. FML
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Wet_Dream 0
and your sleeping with that!
Bloodknight 22
Kind of an asshole statement there. was he joking or being serious. It's all about context!
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Shmoopie4 0
I sure hope you responded with 'Well if you don't like being in my crappy car with my personality, then get out' and left him stranded by the side of the road. Why are men such douches these days, and why do women put up with it???
caramelluv 0
I think he means that she's a ***** she smells she's dirty she's not smart and idk what to translate the hubcap into lol
Darling_Cherry 5
LoL
theGlimmerTwin 3
Isn't that pretty much an exact scene from the film Bart Got A Room?
Darling_Cherry 5
The car you drive is a reflection of who you want to be. When you neglect your car, you're essentially telling society that you want to be a bum.
xoluvinshayxo 0
i wonder what bucket machine he drives... if he drives at all.. if he doesn't drive at all, tell him 2 just shut his pie hole, and stay in the passenger side
Witchcraft_fml 5
So your locks don't work, either? No wonder he's upset, you sleep around on him! :]
lobby0ne 0
and you are still with this guy????
starry_eyed 0
Seeing as you're driving, I'm assuming he doesn't have a car. What does his lack of car say about his personality?
moonlight_daze 8
That was supposed to be "whatchya gonna do?"