Today, my cat learned how to flush the toilet while I was in the shower. His transformation from cute kitten to pure evil entity is now complete. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML
Today, my cat decided the perfect place to throw up was on herself. Cleaning a smelly old cat with a showerhead is trouble enough, but when she tried to escape, it resulted in the bathroom being turned into one big puddle. FML
Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML
Today, I learned why my bathroom has a horrible, seemingly irremovable stench. My cat doesn't squat to pee like a normal cat. She stands up, peeing over the side of the litter tray all over the wall and floor, which are now a permanent yellow tinge. FML
Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, my psycho cat stood on my toilet seat and challenged me to a stand-off. After 10 minutes, I couldn't hold it in any more and asked to use my neighbor's bathroom instead. I told him my toilet was broken. FML
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Top comments
RedPillSucks 33
Did he put the lid up?
amerwin 3
Mr. Jenks!!! Cats lack opposable thumbs, Focker.
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RedPillSucks 33
Did he put the lid up?
KittehSayzRAWR 0
...does he say RAWR?
thatbrasilianchi 0
thats what u get for havin a cat! they r evil!
black_knight402 0
I am clearly missing the fml?
Infamous_Hawk 6
when you flush the toilet while the shower is running, the shower water gets really hot
fmlwinnn 0
simple solution: close all doors to the bathrooms before you take a shower, and make sure your kitty isn't in a bathroom before you close the door.
o0Semper0Fi0o 0
I think u mean the water turns cold, cause that's hot it works at my house
skittle68 0
It depends on whether you have hot water or cold running to your toilet. If it's cold, like most peoples', the shower will turn hot because the toilet is causing there to be less water pressure on the cold side in the shower.
gladstone123 5
Or she could think there's somebody in the washroom with her taking a silent dump.
MutatedCranium 0
uhhhh just close the door O_O
melkell 0
Jinxy?
Ran3 0
this is the worst ******* fml. there's a thing in life called dealing with it. try it.
Bad_Boy1321 0
u can also do it like this. O_o
stronghand0331 17
He's gonna be climbin' in yo' window... And rape you too. Evil pussy.
stronghand0331 17
SON OF A BITCH!
amerwin 3
Mr. Jenks!!! Cats lack opposable thumbs, Focker.
ninjanate 0
win ^
FrenchToast94 0
Hahahaha! Win^ on the Win
leelee12_fml 0
Fail! The cats name is Jinxi, not mr. jenks. just sayinn.
rottentomatoes 7
cat pwned yer ass
DoctorDudley 0
agreed! lol
mycheese 0
Does anybody else like OPs way of wording in this FML??????
Mami_Gaby18 0
nice kitty :D
beccusmaximus 0
That's hilarious and awesome. Kitteh FTW.
elme0212 0
your picture is adorable, by the way.
sweet_candy_ 17
Next time close your door.
Schizomaniac 24
My thoughts exactly.
docscientist 10
If he can flush the toilet, doors will only delay him.
catatonicsleep 17
he could have flushed a toilet in another room....
Sayhwhat 0
Exactly what i was thinking. Come on OP who takes a shower with the door wide open?
ifeelfckd 0
89, i do :)
snhahn 3
My cat can open a closed door. I have to lock it in order to have privacy anywhere.
White_Fury 0
How is this an FML?
coderedz 0
I'm guessing one of those things were the shower water goes cold when flushing
julie3841 11
or very hot
White_Fury 0
why the eff was my comment moderated?? All I said was 'I don't see how this is an FML' the mods don't need to get their feelings hurt. geez.
canadian_ftw 8
this kind of reminds me of my cat. he likes to play with the toilet water. every time we flush the toilet, he comes running. I supose it won't be long until he learns how to flush the toilet... -.-
mnemonicdaze 0
My cat does the same thing and it's so cute to see him hanging over the edge of the toilet looking at the water. He looks so excited.
zombiekitten87 12
haha aww he thinks he's people.
jose1760 1
You mean person?
Lolitia 4
you mean 'he thinks he's /a/ person'
ImApencil 0
lol
BoCo_fml 9
I think zombiekitten meant to say people, because it sounds cute. Not everything needs to be typed in perfect grammar.
zombiekitten87 12
yeah it was actually a 'simpsons' quote, I do know how to speak english properly lol :-P
WallyTheWombat 0
Yea that was something Homer Simpson said lol. Good try though, zombie. I appreciated it.