Today, my cat learned how to flush the toilet while I was in the shower. His transformation from cute kitten to pure evil entity is now complete. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML
Today, my cat decided the perfect place to throw up was on herself. Cleaning a smelly old cat with a showerhead is trouble enough, but when she tried to escape, it resulted in the bathroom being turned into one big puddle. FML
Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML
Today, I learned why my bathroom has a horrible, seemingly irremovable stench. My cat doesn't squat to pee like a normal cat. She stands up, peeing over the side of the litter tray all over the wall and floor, which are now a permanent yellow tinge. FML
Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, my psycho cat stood on my toilet seat and challenged me to a stand-off. After 10 minutes, I couldn't hold it in any more and asked to use my neighbor's bathroom instead. I told him my toilet was broken. FML
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RedPillSucks 33
Did he put the lid up?
amerwin 3
Mr. Jenks!!! Cats lack opposable thumbs, Focker.
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Comments (78)
unlucky_lucy 17
You should know cats are the devil
xxVampiresRulexx 14
Next time shut the door with the cat outside. Problem solved.
charlotteel 11
And I thought England had it bad! When someone flushes or turns on a tap the water flow just slows down :')
AbrahamHDZ 0
More like "purr evil".
DrRandom07 3
should've taken that ****** and put his ass in the toilet
jc1015 25
um...put the cat out of the bathroom and shut the door...problem solved.
Wadlaen 24
He must have learned it from Bruce Almighty's dog; that's the only animal I've doing it.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
There's a simple solution here - close and lock the door when you're taking a shower, with the cat on the opposite side of said door, so he can't flush the toilet while you're showing.