Today, my cat learned how to flush the toilet while I was in the shower. His transformation from cute kitten to pure evil entity is now complete. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML
Today, my cat decided the perfect place to throw up was on herself. Cleaning a smelly old cat with a showerhead is trouble enough, but when she tried to escape, it resulted in the bathroom being turned into one big puddle. FML
Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML
Today, I learned why my bathroom has a horrible, seemingly irremovable stench. My cat doesn't squat to pee like a normal cat. She stands up, peeing over the side of the litter tray all over the wall and floor, which are now a permanent yellow tinge. FML
Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, my psycho cat stood on my toilet seat and challenged me to a stand-off. After 10 minutes, I couldn't hold it in any more and asked to use my neighbor's bathroom instead. I told him my toilet was broken. FML
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RedPillSucks 33
Did he put the lid up?
amerwin 3
Mr. Jenks!!! Cats lack opposable thumbs, Focker.
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Comments (78)
tencentsakiss 19
Was it a Turkish angora??? Because my Turkish angoras are more intelligent and more evil than any cat I've ever seen.
sourgirl101 29
I have a Russian Blue. He's evil also. So beauiful but crazy. Reminds me of "Church" from "Pet Sematary".(:
tencentsakiss 19
Mine steal EVERYTHING. I like Russian blues too.
sourgirl101 29
Nothing happens to me when I'm in the shower and the toilet gets flushed. You must have a veryyyy old plumbing system.
catatonicsleep 17
probably depends if you have a shower that heats the water its self or one that takes the hot water from the water tank
getonup 0
You should be grateful Op my cat never flushes..
catatonicsleep 17
yeah my cat just leaves horrible smelly things in the litter box and the smell floats down the stairs, such a wonderful 'welcome home' the smell of cat shit is.... I wish she could learn to use the toilet
biass 0
I hate when that happens! My cat used to do that so I broke in my neighbors house and took all his A1 sauce.
ispitflames 3
lol classic
kethery 0
best fml all week
itisme_fml 9
All I can think of is - "Awww!". Cure kitty! BTW, why do you shower with the door open?
Zmeilerr 22
Evil cat? More like clever cat! Psh! I wish I had a cat like that.
bigbadtim 7
That's one talented pussy you have.
bethan1 4
You have a very naughty pussy let me punish it for you.
bethan1 4
This comment is in honor of DocBastards rule number 1.
sweetcheeksjvl 0
it's because you live in a country that he can't eat smh I'd say fhl
DocBastard 40
Bethan - are you telling me people actually READ that? Or is it just you? Maybe I should change my profile info to something more profound...
bethan1 4
Haha I read because in another fml you said to refer to one of your rules.:)
tencentsakiss 19
I read it. It made my life just a little.
penfoldsman 0
ydi, cats suck
cufaoil 11
no.... kittens suck.... cats claw and bite...