Today, my cat learned how to flush the toilet while I was in the shower. His transformation from cute kitten to pure evil entity is now complete. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML
Today, my cat decided the perfect place to throw up was on herself. Cleaning a smelly old cat with a showerhead is trouble enough, but when she tried to escape, it resulted in the bathroom being turned into one big puddle. FML
Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML
Today, I learned why my bathroom has a horrible, seemingly irremovable stench. My cat doesn't squat to pee like a normal cat. She stands up, peeing over the side of the litter tray all over the wall and floor, which are now a permanent yellow tinge. FML
Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, my psycho cat stood on my toilet seat and challenged me to a stand-off. After 10 minutes, I couldn't hold it in any more and asked to use my neighbor's bathroom instead. I told him my toilet was broken. FML
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Top comments
RedPillSucks 33
Did he put the lid up?
amerwin 3
Mr. Jenks!!! Cats lack opposable thumbs, Focker.
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Comments (78)
mendes1987 0
cats suck dick! go dogs!
Marcelb 17
if cats suck dick, why the hell would you prefer a dog? :P
bellacatdaydream 0
Good kitty.
Demonessa 0
can i take your kitty? he can help me take over the world.
cntryiscntrywide 0
hahah, I had a cat that was small enough to squeeze under my door and scratch the **** out of my feet while I'm sleeping
43trauts 14
This FML is worded perfectly.
dmmcintyre3 8
What's the big deal with the shower water getting slightly cooler water for less than 30 seconds?
metal8lover 11
dude not cool
LesaraRose 8
your cat is epic. good kitty ^.^
lululatenight 28
Maybe you should lock your door....
xXNerrrdXx 16
epic cat is epic xD