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Mandy This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Tampa, United States

Make your mind up

Today, I got in trouble for going to work sick. Yesterday, I got in trouble for not going to work while sick. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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YepThatsMeee 23

Re-read your contract. It says "Don't get sick. Ever."

Sounds like a catch 22 either way no matter what u do u are screwed... Best get a better job

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Notverycreeative 13

quit.

Another case of "damned if you do, damned if you don't"

My significant other got fired for not going to work (as a cook at a burger joint) while he was throwing up sick! Seriously... *sigh*

Same thing happened to me. I even work at a restaurant.

Get a new job and go work for a fresh set of idiots?