FML for mobile
Free

Open in app
FMyLife
Mandy This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Tampa, United States

Make your mind up

Today, I got in trouble for going to work sick. Yesterday, I got in trouble for not going to work while sick. FML

Collection

Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

Top comments

YepThatsMeee 23

Re-read your contract. It says "Don't get sick. Ever."

Sounds like a catch 22 either way no matter what u do u are screwed... Best get a better job

Add a comment · Reply to

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Comments (45)

Sounds like a catch 22 either way no matter what u do u are screwed... Best get a better job

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Life is life. Deal with it. Hoe.

I too am a gardening tool.

MzZombicidal 36

Not like this site is for venting or anything...

Yakostovian 18

It looks like there are plenty of tools around here. There is no need for name calling.

Really? Call someone hoe with that little info? Is that the pot calling the kettle a horse if a different color?

And here, we see the wild Attention ***** in it's natural habitat...

Your boss is probably an asshole

YepThatsMeee 23

Re-read your contract. It says "Don't get sick. Ever."

You just can't win in life anymore haha

And I thought my bosses were harsh. Good luck, OP. You're working for a crazy.

What were you thinking? You know better than to stay home while you're sick OP. But seriously you can't just come to work either

Going to work while sick isn't a wise decision, because your coworkers could also get the same illness. Stay home for completely recovery. Get well soon!

Aren't most US states right to work? So no protection if they decide 2 days off is too much. That said, we have far more rules about it in the UK, but you can still end up screwed over for getting ill. Don't you know it's inconsiderate to get sick?

That's happened to me. I got written up both times

Boo, those ******.

I love you for that comment. Ok and because you also are hot and like guns ?