Mandy
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Tampa, United States
Make your mind up
Today, I got in trouble for going to work sick. Yesterday, I got in trouble for not going to work while sick. FML
Top comments
YepThatsMeee 23
Re-read your contract. It says "Don't get sick. Ever."
stephenseiber1 22
Sounds like a catch 22 either way no matter what u do u are screwed... Best get a better job
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Comments (45)
tuxedoandex 28
Someone's playing a sick joke on you. Your job may be ill-fated.
robertd73 24
That's sickening.
NebulaNick 12
Just get your boss sick
Brandi_Faith 34
And then when he comes in sick be sure to "remind" him that he come into work sick, and when he stays home remind him he can't stay home while sick. When he yells at you just tell him you're repeating his words and that you just want to know which rule it actually is. Seriously though you should probably talk to HR about it and if you don't have hr than try and sit down with him and explain that he said two contradictory things and you wanted to know which rule to follow for next time.
tbro47 23
Well make sure that while you're there you hang around your boss as much as possible and really sell those coughs and sneezes odds are they'll let you go home and stop complaining.
82681 25
Looks like your trapped in a loop OP. I hope you get better soon!
keiNan_fml 35
get well soon OP, your boss is an ass.
tranced_ 45
No workplace ethics .. report them!
gerardwhy 21
Did the same person get mad at you both times? If so, it sounds like you might need a new job, one with a more understanding boss.
martin8337 36
Damned if you do, damned if you don't. This kind of bullshit needs to be stopped in the workplace and in life.
americanafrican 32
you should have left