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Mandy This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Tampa, United States

Make your mind up

Today, I got in trouble for going to work sick. Yesterday, I got in trouble for not going to work while sick. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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YepThatsMeee 23

Re-read your contract. It says "Don't get sick. Ever."

Sounds like a catch 22 either way no matter what u do u are screwed... Best get a better job

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Wow, the exact same thing happened to me, except I went to work yesterday and they sent me home because of my illness.

I know your pain. Some bosses are just ridiculous. Good luck with your boss (if you choose to stay at your job after that bullshit).

You can never win OP

My boss sent me home because I blew my nose a bit too much and told me not to come back until I was better. I missed the day where everyone sang Christmas carols so that's all good...

I once called to say I was sick with the flu and wouldn't be able to make the meeting that day. I was told that the meeting was mandatory and I could be fired for missing it. I drove myself 25 minutes to get to the meeting only to be told by the manager to go home because I was sick.

mzgabbster 28

'Merica!

Bosses logic : the employee is always wrong ! Especially when you work for an asshat!

I've actually had this happen. I was yelled at for a long time both times.

that's called screwed both ways...

Damned if you do, damned if you don't Mandy. Get well soon