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Mandy This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Tampa, United States

Make your mind up

Today, I got in trouble for going to work sick. Yesterday, I got in trouble for not going to work while sick. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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YepThatsMeee 23

Re-read your contract. It says "Don't get sick. Ever."

Sounds like a catch 22 either way no matter what u do u are screwed... Best get a better job

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gameover18 17

Sick days because according to bosses Americans don't get sick.

PainOfDemise 11

Damned if you do and damned if you don't.

Just don't go to work when you're sick and you won't have to deal with him all day.

mrcooper1987 7

Stand up for yourself!

I know what's it's like. Berated for not showing up and then sent home when you do

sometimes you just can't win.

To sum it up, you got trouble for being sick.

get a different job. It's unfortunate that you are under retarded management.

When shit like this happens, call your human resources department. If you work for a small locally owned business with no HR department. FYL.

rabid_otaku 29

Easy- don't get sick