Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on MSN when her roommate answered, "Sorry, this isn't Marie, she's at her boyfriend’s." Really? I've looked everywhere in my apartment, and I can’t find her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my girlfriend's apartment, but it was empty. I went to her parents' house, it was empty as well. She isn’t responding to my messages, so I guess I got ghosted in real life and online. FML
Today, I was very worried about my girlfriend of two years. She has recently moved into her apartment, and I hadn't heard from her for four days. Don't worry, though, she's fine. According to her mother's Facebook, she moved in with her old boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a text message confessing that she's been cheating on me. Apparently she regretted telling me the truth, because when I confronted her face-to-face, she claimed her roommate had sent it as a prank. She doesn't have a roommate. FML
Today, I picked up my computer which had been at the repair shop for two weeks. I quickly logged on to MSN to talk to the girl who I'd been hitting on for weeks. Her profile picture was a photo of herself with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my roommate asked me for help finding her wallet because it’s been lost for days. I helped a bit, but it never turned up. I left to go to my boyfriend’s house as I'd planned. Guess whose wallet I found laying on the ground next to his night-stand? And why it was there… FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML
Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML
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Zelda210 0
Are you stupid?
runmymouth 0
If she really was lying to you then good god that sucks.
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Comments (87)
gemmaFML 0
You've dumped her, right?
helpmeiamblind 0
You should Roman Soldier her ass, the stupid bitch. Her and her roommate. They both deserve a good dick-slap in the face.
Mischief109 11
Why her roommate???
Acid80 3
Maybe her roommate has just pranked you!
hai_im_bruno 0
She was in your pants the whole time wasnt she tsk tsk
Kiwi_09 0
Ohhh snap! Well, maybe she used you as a cover story. Very possible. Or she's secretly Spiderman and hid on your ceiling. Not very possible. Either one :)
Ohnothingreally 0
Did you check under your bed?
skidbubble 0
dump that skeevy cheating ***** post haste!
dimondlas 0
start making out with her room mate just as she walks in maybe even root [;
pulpfiction_fml 3
Maybe you're just really bad at finding things. I'm gonna take a guess here, and say that you couldn't find her clit or her g-spot either. Otherwise she wouldn't need to visit her other boyfriend's appartment. YDI.
misfit3332 15
lol maybe she was on her way?