Today, I was having dinner with some friends at an Applebee's. I couldn't decide on what I wanted, and after about 10 minutes of me flipping through the menu, our waiter brings over the braille menu complete with gigantic pictures of all the dishes and says, "Here, I thought this might help." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a fancy restaurant and couldn't pronounce any of the menu items. FML
Today, I took my date to a restaurant but I had no idea how picky of an eater she is. Our waiter had to practically use 3 pages in his notebook just to write down all her special requests for this single meal. By the end, I could see he really wanted to ask if she was being serious or taking the piss. FML
Today, I was eating at Applebees at a high table with bar stools. I was reaching over to get some gum out of mom's purse when my chair flipped out from under me and my soda fell on top of me and got in my ear. To make things worse, the waiter ran over and shouted "I give that one a 10!" FML
Today, I was on a date in a fancy restaurant. I tried to show off my skills by ordering our meal in French, since some of the dishes had french-sounding names. The waiter replied in fluent French and I have no idea what he said. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant and confidently ordered in what I thought was fluent French. The waiter stared at me for a second, then responded in perfect English, "Dude, this is an Italian restaurant." FML
Today, I went out to dinner with my family. I was given a kids menu when the hostess sat us down. I'm 24. FML
Today, my friends and I were going to Applebee's. A girl we don't like invited herself along. She waited for my friend outside of the bathroom, forced her to drive her, and said, "It's okay someone will pay for me." She then ate off of everyone's plate and left before the bill came. FML
Today, while on a blind date at Hooters, I ordered my food and the waitress asked me if I was stoned, because she couldn't understand me. I have a speech impediment. FML
Today, my family and I went to Olive Garden. Due to my autism, I sometimes have a nervous tic, which presented itself while I was looking at the menu. I would have appreciated it if my mom hadn't then screamed at me to stop in front of the entire restaurant. FML
Today, I was out to dinner with a friend. When the bill came with a customer satisfaction survey, I put honestly that the "server friendliness" was "below average." Ten minutes later, I had to return to the restaurant to beg the waitress for my keys, which I had left on the table. FML
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capital_seven 0
Why the hell does the braille menu have photos??
yake12 0
why does the Braille menu have pics???!!?
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catmand0nt 0
It doesn't even take fat people at McDonald's 10 minutes to decide what they want
skullbuster 0
Why does everyone assume the fat people love McDonald's? I've seen this one a lot recently. Have you people eaten there, the food tastes like shit - and the fattys would have to eat a lot of it. I'd think it would be more likely to point to any number of franchise/chain restaurants as the culprit!
catmand0nt 0
It's the stereotype, but yes in essence you could say that for any number of fast food places.
carrie84 0
that's such a bitch move, I love it! YDI for being slow.
TheLoneWolf87 4
YDI for eating at Applebee's.
waterynuggets 0
I agree
bon7 0
ok it seems a little unecessary to spend ten minutes deciding what you are going to order at applebees. and yeah who even eats there?
cheertigers 0
hahahahahahha that's so funny
disadvantage 0
Why can so many women just not make up their minds at the table? I don't get this phenomenon.
TheBigDawg 8
It has nothing to do with gender, #74.
unknown12341 0
i would say **** u mother ****** you can suck my dick bitch do i look blind. na your girlfriend looks blind dont she yea i bet i got more pink in a week than u get in a year.
Crickets 0
I dont blame you. It's hard to order food from applebees when they have such a shitty selection D:
egaonogenki 0
Are you blind or what?
MrIrish20 1
Haha, you deserved that, just pick something. I have a pet peeve of people who take too long to pick shit.