Today, I was having dinner with some friends at an Applebee's. I couldn't decide on what I wanted, and after about 10 minutes of me flipping through the menu, our waiter brings over the braille menu complete with gigantic pictures of all the dishes and says, "Here, I thought this might help." FML
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capital_seven 0
Why the hell does the braille menu have photos??
yake12 0
why does the Braille menu have pics???!!?
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RatIsKing 0
waiter WIN! but seriously, that's pretty messed up :(
omg2funny 1
Hmmm, people not sympathizing with OP (I just read the first couple of replies/comments),e ven on FML... Yep, your life sure dies suck...
tilyme 0
both my parent are totally blind but my mom can see light. so that's why the pics are there.
darknut79 17
YDI for going to Applebees.
astriofou 0
i love pictures :3
MwahFMLS 6
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jsturaveragegirl 5
wtf why would a Braille menu have poctures?!
redhedsaysrawr 18
-_- *sigh* because not everyone who is seeing-impaired cant see shapes, and sometimes they need things to just be a lot larger, not necessarily in braille...
Psycho_Babydoll 26
That sucks for you, but honestly, I clicked YDI for this one. I loathe with a burning passion people who spend ******* AGES poring over menus. There's only so much stuff you can order- it won't be your last damn meal, just pick something godammit! My sister does this all the time and I want to kick her every time!
2O12 6
Well pictures do help with making choices.
MeowKyla 8
Props to your waiter for having a good sense of humor.