Today, I'm in my fourth month of training in the US Navy. I'm 3000 miles from home. I joined to give my wife a better life. Since I've been gone, she decided that she liked being single. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after I was on deployment 6000 miles away, and because my wife was struggling pretty bad with work, kids, and taking care of everything on her own, she finally had a breakdown so I came home early to help. I found out she was fucking another Navy dude the whole time. I should've stayed out there. FML
Today, I'm seven months into a twelve month deployment. I called my fiancée, and she dumped me. The worst part is that two days ago, I re-enlisted to go to a unit an hour away from her house. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because I'm in the military and I'm gone too much. The reason I enlisted in the first place is because we agreed that the money and benefits I would earn would help us be able to start a family in the future. FML
Today, I got back from a six month deployment overseas. My girlfriend of three years couldn't pick me up from the airport because she had an intramural softball game to go to. FML
Today, I found out my new Commanding Officer is my ex-wife's new boyfriend. We're going on a two year tour at sea in two weeks. The reason we got a divorce is that she couldn't handle being tied down with someone in the Navy. FML
Today, I got back from an 8 month deployment but rather than being pleased to see me my wife wanted to continue the same argument we were having the day I left. I miss being shot at. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months dumped me over the phone. I'm in the military and recently had to move away to another fort. We'd agreed that we would try to make long distance work. I'd even offered to buy a plane ticket to come see her each weekend. I've been gone less than two weeks. FML
Today, I found out after 6 months in basic training that my wife of 3 years was playing the long game to scam me. She took me for 25k while I was away, then left me for a homeless meth head. I've been "getting divorced" now longer than we had been happily married. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me while I'm deployed overseas. Her reason why is that she needs "to be alone to better herself." FML
Today, I graduated from Basic Training. I was really looking forward to seeing my family after being away for almost three months. They decided not to come to graduation because they didn't want to spend the money to travel here. They live 30 minutes away. FML
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ScatteredMind 0
owww screw her... she aint worth it FYL man
BaconChubs 0
:( That's so thoughtful. She doesn't deserve you.
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Comments (176)
pshen 0
Yeah hey however said the military pays well is a ******* idiot and needs to check their facts before they make an asinine statement they have no info to support I'm an E-5 with one child and I'm married AND I qualify for food stamps.
etantao 0
Serves you right for being an idiot and listing up.
mauthem 0
im sorry to hear that :(
arienh4 0
Don't be.
pshen 0
I didn't join the military to make money I did it to serve my country. There is a reason that there is not a line for people to join the military, and in advance no comments on Iraq please, its not an easy life but for me I can't imagine any other job where I receive more job satisfaction and a higher sense of pride in what I do. I'm sorry you can't respect the sacrifices I have to make.
cmac86 24
man I'm so sorry to hear that. thank you for your service to our country (or whatever country you are serving).
blargity 0
service? he's obviously "serving" the u.s. navy
Jiggles11 0
LET ME SUCK YOUR DICK
skyeyez9 25
it depends on your rank in the military. my husband is in the army as an officer and makes about 96K.
flygrl 0
Man any female that would act like that when she is in a marriage isn't worth it. Divorce her and move on there are actually good women left out there. I'm sorry for the pain she has caused you.
satanstoystore 0
OP. guy logic doesnt apply to women.
DbeX 0
Wow, what a bitch. You dont deserve her. Thanks for serving our country!
sonicboomer 0
I'm not sure why some people hate the military so much. Whether we go to war or not is because of the government, and the soldiers go. It is their job and their duty as a soldier/sailor/airman. It is never a soldiers fault for going to war. If you have a problem, say it to the government. And guess what? War sucks. No one likes it. But it is necessary in order to defend ourselves and our beliefs, such as WW2. Hitler was ******* people over and killing thousands. Not only that but we were attacked and we fought back. Rolling over like a bitch is pathetic. 9/11 happened and those terrorist ******* are getting their asses kicked. I'm not sure that Iraq was a good idea, but Saddam was certainly butt buddies with Al-Qaeda. (but it wasn't for oil either assholes) Afghanistan IS OUR WAR. We found the enemy and we are killing them. They killed THOUSANDS of innocent people, and it is our duty to **** them up. Go U.S.A.
arienh4 0
Whatever happened on 9/11 I don't know and I don't care. But the invasion of Iraq was NOT for your freedom or for 'kicking their asses'. It was about control. Just look at the Bush doctrine for example. He never would've gotten away with that before 9/11.