Today, after dealing with tons of drama and working a 14 hour shift, I took a shower. When I stepped out, a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid, which fell into the tank and broke it. Now my leg hurts and the bathroom's flooded. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was so proud I'd fixed the toilet with a hardware store part without even having to call a plumber. As I happily put the lid back on the tank, I dropped the lid, which broke the tank, spilling water everywhere. Now I need a new toilet, a new floor, and I have to call the plumber. FML
Today, I sat on the toilet and fell off as the broken toilet seat slid off. As I fell, I grabbed the light cord in an effort to stop myself, and pulled it out of the ceiling. Now I can't use the toilet, and have to shower in the dark. FML
Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Today, I had to stop on a long trip to use the restroom at a gas station. Apparently, there was water damage beneath the toilet, because after about two minutes of doing my business, it collapsed about seven inches beneath the floor. Guess who got covered in water, black mold, and poo. FML
Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl. FML
Today, during an emergency bathroom visit, I finally broke the toilet seat my fiance had nagged me for months to replace. The broken seat sent me sprawling to the floor. I was still shitting. FML
Today, our toilet overflowed during the night. Over 50 gallons worth leaked through the floor and the ceiling to the room below. I am now covered in poop water. What a way to start the day. FML
Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML
Today, I awoke in my bathtub, water all over the floor, all the way into my living room. I drank too much so I don't remember getting into the bath, I have no clue how long I was in there, and I got a message from the manager of my apartment complex telling me the water had leaked into the apartment below. FML
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Top comments
Adamantoise 0
not to mention there's a hole in your floor?
DrButtermaker 0
That sucks. Though it could've been worse... Could've fallen right through the floor and pulled the toilet down with you...
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Comments (48)
navy_brother95 0
ask me if i care
Kesler_17 0
I don't think anyone cares if you care.
yay_knee 3
Do you care?
takemewithy0u 0
Sounds like a good day!
DarkSerge20 6
Must be on ghetto house you stay in. xD
perlaaaaaa 0
Ahhhhh now thts something I WANT to go thru(:
Puppyface171 0
Fatty.
zowieandzander77 1
I'm still wondering how you managed to grab the back of the toilet tank after just stepping our of the shower. Toilet tanks are always back against a wall... that's a long reach
Sniper3000 0
Every bathroom is different. Some have the toilet between the sink and tub or the sink in the middle(like mine)
Driveshaft 5
ydi for being poor
xdmsjcx 0
HOW MUCH DO U WEIGH!!!! lol there has been a weak spot on my floor for like 9 years and I didn't break the fricken floor haha
hnick314 5
ANT SPRAY! You are in New Mexico. You don't have a lot of termites that I know of. Ants, you have. Kill the ants. It makes falling through floors a lot less common. In the mean time, piss on the ones that call you fatty. An uncompromised house would support a lot more than human weight on a given area.
alexaaisabeastt 0
dude, what an epic travel. that is straight adventure, yo.