Today, I realized my girlfriend has way more friends than I do. How did I realize this? She called me to tell me she was at the beach with her friends, and how much fun she was having. I was playing WoW in my room, and my friends don't answer my texts. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML
Today, after weeks of my girlfriend moaning that I never go anywhere, I went out with some friends. An hour in, she started blowing up my phone. When I answered it, she was screaming in rage because I wasn't home to cook dinner. FML
Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML
Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML
Today, I realized my family is more excited to see my girlfriend than they are to see me. FML
Today, I found out my friend has been texting my long distance boyfriend more than I do. When I confronted her about it, she confessed that it was because they had been planning a surprise appearance for me. I've never been surprised before, and I ruined my own surprise. FML
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Today, I found out that my whole family thinks my girlfriend is imaginary. I sent her a text in front of them telling her that. She never responded. FML
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
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Top comments
Peroxide 3
Your gf has more friends than you do...Quick, you better go kill yourself and end this intolerable injustice.
Fuzzygraywolf 0
why not go hang out with your girlfriend and her friends?
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Comments (114)
gszmam 0
Sounds familier... Oh wait.
PWNjaban 0
Girls pick loser guys 'cuz they're dependable.
Ventus_fml 0
His gf plays WoW I think.
CalicoJack_fml 9
Here's a tip: stop playing the most antisocial, time wasting game known to man.
626James 0
Maybe you should consider stop playing WoW? Start with that if you even can.
Jakers721 0
it's spring break, dude. WoW can wait.
jadacutegirl 0
Hey! At least you have a girlfriend! The possibilities of getting laid are more! LOL
GlaoigharAirm 0
Go date a Blood Elf.
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
Ask her if you can join her at the beach?